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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
Soong modeled Data after himself so it stands to reason he took substantial creative liberties.

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
That's why Yar was so damn happy when they did it early in the series

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
I think he gave him a vagina

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
Crooq_Lionfang posted:
That's why Yar was so damn happy when they did it early in the series


he probably had a vibrate function too. haha

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
"Star Trek" movies is what gets your libido going?

I guess there are all kinds...

sick

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
He had a drawer full of attachments. It was in Episode 14, Season 6 at the 14:51 mark.

 

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Subject: Have you considered that Data probably had a massive penis?
Kjarhall posted:
He had a drawer full of attachments. It was in Episode 14, Season 6 at the 14:51 mark.


Exactly.

As for a vag... hell. If you're an android, why not have both? In an era of transporter tech I bet they could (and already did) have convertable parts to solve the whole "I am a bisexual and want to live my life to the fullest" dilemma. wink

 

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plain

 

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"I am ... fully functional Commander."

 

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laugh

 

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