Phlegm573
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I recently went to Ikea and bought a chair.
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Soon after, I developed urges to wear makeup, watch soccer, and have sex with Herman Van Rompuy.
Is this normal? 
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the stuff there is complete crap.
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I have been gestating with a poem called, Swedish Furniture Instructions.
Tak for besotten. To each his own , young Phlegm. However, I would not wander into that retail meatball factory if they were giving away furniture.
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hahah I effing love Ikea!
They do have some stuff that is complete crap, but they also have some really good stuff that lasts a long long time...
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I got my desk from Ikea, it's awesome.
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As Reese said, they have good stuff and utter crap. You just have to be a non retard when you are shopping and you will probably be ok.
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I went into one of those once and found my way out three days later. Some of the people in there had to be Disney automatons. After backtracking several times, I saw the same guy staring at the same exact spatula each time.
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Swede*Mart has some decent stuff. I love the modular entertainment center we found.
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I bought a whole wall shelving unit at Ikea and its awesome!
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My eye learned a hard lesson about picking up used furniture from San Fernando Valley 
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Their cafeteria is a strange place. The yokels from Wal-Mart and the upscale snobby shoppers don't normally eat elbow to elbow like that.
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I'm totally looking forward to Thursday when I get to go to Ikea and buy furniture for pretty much a whole apartment  Nothing big though, as it's just one room plus bathoom for four days/nights of the week, but still!
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Darkblade_The_Great posted:
As Reese said, they have good stuff and utter crap. You just have to be a non retard when you are shopping and you will probably be ok.
Of course, you usually get what you pay for, goes with anything.
If you stroll into IKEA buying the cheapest, don't be surprised if you get subpar stuff.
Only on the Outpost do you have to explain these things. 
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