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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Hmm?

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Where is the run it through the mangler option?

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Different answers for different situations. Sometimes when I am drunk, the underwear in my haste. doh!



Sometimes I have a vagina.

 

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helicopter swing

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Squeegee.

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
I really hate it when other men ask about my bathroom habits.

 

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I punch it out

 

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weird

 

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like this:

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Tipztoe posted:
I punch it out


good answer.



that about sums up how i feel about my prostate.

 

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GrimTempest posted:
Tipztoe posted:
I punch it out




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haha that'll teach you to drip on me

 

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A quick juggling of the balls get my last few drops out

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?

I bang it against my ankle.

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
honestly most of the time i end up just pissing myself a bit. for whatever reason when i go to shake my tiny penis this small amount always ends up being retained, and when i zip up and walk away it just goes down into my jeans ( i dont wear underwear, seriously who does though, its 2012 ) and leaves a little spot. whatever.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:

I bang it against my ankle.



You pee sitting indian style huh?

 

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squeeeze and milk it.

 

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i sway from side to side

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
the only penis I've ever helped pee was shaken.

 

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shaken, not stirred.

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
If Im at a urinal? I wipe on the guy next to me. If not, I just keep 'em out and air dry. It leads to interesting conversations sometimes.

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
Wait... some guy here uses TP when he takes a piss?  wtf?

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
usually something verbal... a burp or gentle scream

 

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Shake.

 

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Subject: Men: How do you get that last bit of pee out?
I never got this whole thing. You can control this situation. I just shoot all the pee out and I am done, I don't know whats wrong with all you dribbly wienered folks

 

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