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I would hire him for his specialization in a heart beat. He went to Boalt Law School. This is probably the best public law school in the USA.

 

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I would hire Joel instead!

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He'll join spitboi in specialized practice to become the first Butt Lawyer.












With SoBaKi as his paralegal.

 

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He will follow in the footsteps of his mentor and write memos for a future administration that tell them how to get away with committing war crimes whistling

 

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Better than Baym!

 

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Taliesihne posted:
He will follow in the footsteps of his mentor and write memos for a future administration that tell them how to get away with committing war crimes whistling


Haha I had a class with John Yoo. He would tell funny stories about how the hippies would come try to protest him at his home but they couldn't figure out which was his home because it was up on a hill. He'd sit on his veranda with a martini and look down at them from 60 feet above. laugh

He was a pretty funny guy and a pretty good teacher. Although obviously not a very good government lawyer.

 

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YUKI YOU JUST NEED TO FIND YOUR NIXON

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Yukishiro attorney at law, where clients come first

"Your proposed defense is a disaster, your statements incoherent. Can you even retain a thought in your mind during questioning? Why did I even take your case on when you are only going to make a fool of yourself and blemish my record. Now let's break for sushi!"

 

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Yukishiro attorney at law, where clients come first





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Bah.


 

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By the time Yuki gets going, the thin skinned ADD short attention span emo crowd will be looking for a lawyer everytime some meanie hurts their feelings.
Yuki will be making a ton of money very quickly off of really stupid people.

Yuki, please found the first chain of drive thru law offices. Anything less will not be able to keep up with the growing herd of emo.
I'll help gather some investors.

 

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By the time Yuki gets going, the thin skinned ADD short attention span emo crowd will be looking for a lawyer everytime some meanie hurts their feelings.
Yuki will be making a ton of money very quickly off of really stupid people.

Yuki, please found the first chain of drive thru law offices. Anything less will not be able to keep up with the growing herd of emo.
I'll help gather some investors.


You can't invest in law offices stupido.

 

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I think you should be a mob lawyer Yuki. The gangsters pay really well!

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Yuki will end up being a judge. he will probably never make it to an important spot though because he's not political enough. he'll be the judge you want to get the least if you are a moron.

 

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Yuki would be a great tv judge. Instead of him sitting there he will have a flatscreen with anime figures speaking for him. Worlds first anime judge!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQYw49saqc

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Copyright lawyer.

 

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Yuki will end up being a judge. he will probably never make it to an important spot though because he's not political enough. he'll be the judge you want to get the least if you are a moron.


This is probably closest to the truth. Although I'm not sure I will even end up a judge because I am not good at networking and my friends are unlikely to become governors. More likely I will be on the one writing the judge's opinion.

 

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GrilledCheez posted:
Yuki will end up being a judge. he will probably never make it to an important spot though because he's not political enough. he'll be the judge you want to get the least if you are a moron.


This is probably closest to the truth. Although I'm not sure I will even end up a judge because I am not good at networking and my friends are unlikely to become governors. More likely I will be on the one writing the judge's opinion.



As long as you at least talk to the party a little you will be fine. I think you will be a judge. That's my prediction.

 

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What happened to Baym,hadn't seen his post lately?

 

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You guys have been very mean-spirited to Baym. You made him Douchebag of the Year. Dont you think he has feelings?

 

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ineenia posted:
What happened to Baym,hadn't seen his post lately?
Did you think your little dig at him was going to draw him out? shame_on_you

You have to work harder.

 

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GrilledCheez posted:
As long as you at least talk to the party a little you will be fine.


I don't know if I'm willing or able to do that. I'm finding myself becoming less and less political, not more and more. Although this is all 20+ years away anyhow and people certainly change over time.

 

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I think the attacks on Baym are pretty retarded

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Modeeb posted:
You guys have been very mean-spirited to Baym. You made him Douchebag of the Year. Dont you think he has feelings?


Reese especially. I think an open post apology is in order. raised_brow

 

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ineenia posted:
What happened to Baym,hadn't seen his post lately?
Did you think your little dig at him was going to draw him out? shame_on_you

You have to work harder.


Nah, that was just a little poke ...he hasn't been around much at all.

 

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Corky_Aloof posted:
I think an open post apology is in order. raised_brow
Indeed - I think he does owe me a specific apology and a general apology to the entire outpost.

 

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