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AkagiyamaMissile 
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Requires double donging

 

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She lost her virginity twice! shock

 

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Hell yeah hit.

She's not ugly.

 

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She's hotter than Grace Park.

So, yes. Twice.

 

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Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!

 

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I'd hit it just to say that I had.

But really it'd probably be no different.

 

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Sgian_Dubh posted:
Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!



The one in your mouth does not count.

 

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One of my buddies dated a girl like that.  She was very self conscious about it.

 

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Who's ready for a double header tonight?

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Sgian_Dubh posted:
Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!



The one in your mouth does not count.


LOLOL aaaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAOMG!

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Sgian_Dubh posted:
Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!
The one in your mouth does not count.
Bazinga.

Rho

 

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winga posted:
One of my buddies dated a girl like that.  She was very self conscious about it.


This chick isn't. Apparently she uses it as an 'icebreaker' at parties and shows it off to women who ask her about it.

 

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I have to wonder if both are fully functional. Testing is required.

 

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Reapist posted:
I have to wonder if both are fully functional. Testing is required.



Just strap a sock to your wife and give them a go.

 

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Ibbeh posted:
winga posted:
One of my buddies dated a girl like that.  She was very self conscious about it.


This chick isn't. Apparently she uses it as an 'icebreaker' at parties and shows it off to women who ask her about it.



Ya know... I'd like to overhear that conversation as it evolves...


Oh, and HIT.

Twice of course.

 

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Some bonus pics and more to the story:


Hazel Jones the Woman with Two Vaginas

A woman told how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.

Hazel Jones (1)

Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity twice. But she added she was so at ease with her body that she goes to sex clubs with her husband.

First, Hazel told ITV1?s This Morning hosts Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield she was 18 before being diagnosed with uterus didelphys.

It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.

Hazel, of High Wycombe, Bucks, did not realise she was different until her periods started at 14. She said: “I told friends. They looked even more confused than me.”

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She went to hospital four years later to learn the truth. She added: “I thought it was amazing.”

Hazel told The Sun she and hubby Riki visited fetish clubs, explaining: “It shows how relaxed I am.

“My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it’s something I celebrate.”

Source: The Sun



















*She has reportedly also already turned down one, $1 million, offer for porn.

 

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She's got a toy for each side! I wonder if its double the pleasure

 

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If she did do pr0n, would a triple penetration scene be semi-gay? confused thinking

 

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Is two in the vagoo less gay because she has two vaginas?

 

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Trying to figure it out.

I've gone cross-eyed.

 

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Ibbeh posted:
Is two in the vagoo less gay because she has two vaginas?




I would say, yes, since you are not rubbing yours on another dude's schlong in the process.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Sgian_Dubh posted:
Whaddya know!? I've got two penises!



The one in your mouth does not count.



It's still an extra penis!

 

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Well I guess I have three then.




WAIT A SEC! thinking That did not work out well for me.

 

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I'd get her in the butt.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:





That picture says it all! grin

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
Ibbeh posted:
Is two in the vagoo less gay because she has two vaginas?




I would say, yes, since you are not rubbing yours on another dude's schlong in the process.


You'd still rub. One entrance but two cave paths.

 

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in the op picture, i thought at first look it was a young heather locklear

 

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so wait a second....4 guys....4 spots.....no one has to sit out?

 

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mightbe posted:
so wait a second....4 guys....4 spots.....no one has to sit out?


I guess not! If no one minds alot of balls and shafts touching.

 

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2 vaginae is not 2 entrances

 

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She's happy to show it to other women. So I am guessing in her case, it does mean 2 holes (3 if you count the bunghole)

 

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mightbe posted:
so wait a second....4 guys....4 spots.....no one has to sit out?




Only if it is your mom and then we all know there would be more waiting. mischief clown

 

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AkagiyamaMissile posted:




She should have held out for a guy with diphallic terata. raised_brow

 

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Reapist posted:
Who's ready for a double header tonight?


Quadruple if you count two other parts of her body that can be use for fun.........

 

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does sex with her count as a three way?

 

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jonus156 posted:
2 vaginae is not 2 entrances


Ok so is there 2 entrances or 2 paths or both?

 

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what a great way to catch up to wilt Chamberlain.

every time you hit her it counts as 2 times!

 

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