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My new gig required a background check and drug screen. Yesterday I was cleared by the state police and the FBI. I didn't have anything to hide but I didn't expect them to be so thorough. My urine test was also negative. Yay!
It was nice of them to send a letter for me to keep for my own records/portfolio. I suspect this will be handy when I shop around in 2013.
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speaking of shopping... mind if I shop my name onto that and get a copy?
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What kind of drug test did they do beside a urine test?
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Just a five panel urine.
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Well that doesn't sound very thorough. If they wanted to be thorough they would have taken a hair sample, right?
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congrats, you are well on your way now 
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I had a much more rigorous background test, but I can't really talk about it otherwise I'd get whacked.
Revealing this much might constitute a sit-down.
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Ok I'm not trying to compete with anyone lol... just saying what happened. This isn't some kind of secret military clearance or anything. It was just to get in the door for an internship.
I was just surprised that it went to the Feds and I was also surprised they sent me a letter about it.
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And thank you, Foxy! Two weeks in. So far so good.
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How thorough? Did they put on a rubber glove?
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Three, if you can believe it.
Mirrors everywhere. I HAD to watch. It was.... incredibly arousing. 
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Sounds like you passed with rainbow colours.
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Damnit. Already got the call, I've got to go see Uncle Wilhelm and Guido.
I might see you again.
I might not.
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