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I went to this apartment in south side stockton, ca. The customer let some chick in her house who was stranded by her friend with her 1 year old son in a car seat. Well they were talking and apparently from what I heard them saying, her friend left this chick and her baby in stockton and ditched her and went back to san francisco (where they were from). Well from what she was telling the customer her friend wanted to see the baby and then just ditched her when she was done. Apparently she was her ride back home.
Well she was saying to the customer that she was gonna beat her friend up for leaving her. They came down to stockton to "hustle" some money. So she was selling cocaine (which they were sniffing when my back was turned) to make money for her and her boyfriend. Well she went on to say that she was here to sell coke and then to prostitute with the guys here. She said she would do dates for 20, 30 and 40 bucks and split it with her friend who left her. Well she said now that her baby she left last night at a hotel room to sleep so she could go sell coke and meet guys for money and her boyfriend was pimping her out. While the baby was in a hotel room she was screwing dudes around town.
I was like what ( in my head I didnt say it out loud) your babies daddy is pimping you out with your baby sleeping in a hotel room? What the heck are you thinking? Then she blamed it on her friend for leaving her there with strangers. But she was all coked out and selling coke and whoring herself out with her child and it was all her friends fault. I was just like wow lets do this job and get the heck out of here. The guy I was working with recorded the whole conversation on his Iphone. We just couldnt believe someone would do that to their babies momma with the baby there too. Not only doing drugs with your kid right there but pimping your babies momma out to some low life crack heads. What the heck is going on today. Wow. My friend recorded the whole 45 minute conversation. No one believes us. I'm just in a state of disbelief really
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Did you met Phil?
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well chief...
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I am not sure about current wiretapping laws in Cali, but I am pretty sure you are gonna get prison raped soon.
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Moe_Nox posted:
I am not sure about current wiretapping laws in Cali, but I am pretty sure you are gonna get prison raped soon.
Maybe that was the goal... Rampant homo tendencies becoming too much to continue repressing, wants to explore his homosexuality without it being 'his fault'...
Solid plan Mastboro.
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tl;dr
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Yukishiro1 posted:
tl (& incoherent) dr
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I think a new line of work is in order.
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did you go for the 30 or 40 dollar plan?
Wait what am i saying you're installing internets in the ghetto. How'd the 20 buck handy go?
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Another year and instead of her boyfriend pimping her, she'll be pimping her toddler.
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Was she hot?
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She was far from hot. She looked about 30ish, pink and black hair, a little bit of a gut and she was tweaking, twitching, scratching her face, and finishing the coke in her nostrils. She was far from cute. And of course I didn't do anything with this street walker. Thats just beyond nasty. I just felt hecka sorry for her. Its like she was trapped in that life and she was bringing her child along with her and the childs dad. Its sad. I see stuff like this all the time though in my line of work. Most people dont believe me but if you go into peoples houses you find some of the strangest and nastiest stuff you could even think of.
Wish I could go to another line of work but I'm trying to switch positions in the same company so I'll be making more money and doing a little easier work with more hours.
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It's not gross if you poor tequila on your junk before and after.
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haha GC thats just wrong lol.
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At least she's straight though, amiright? 
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Mastara posted:
I just felt hecka sorry for her. Its like she was trapped in that life and she was bringing her child along with her and the childs dad.
I feel this exact same way about you, your wife and your child.
/Shrug
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Everyone has lives which boggle others. Each lives their life the best they can. My life would boggle and bewilder most people.
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Mastara posted:
I just felt hecka sorry for her.
Don't you mean hella sorry?
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Yeah thats true bonk.
Yeah I would say hella or hecka. Either way. I guess its a california thing.
They were saying this stuff while I was in the room not more than 4 feet away. They talked for the longest time. I didnt want to hear it they said it with us in the room.
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GrilledCheez posted:
It's not gross if you poor tequila on your junk before and after.
made me lol
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The important part is:
Did they have a good and proper Bible?
And did they mention going to church on a regular basis?
You gotta forgive these people their sins.
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