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Subject: Have you ever touched yourself in the bathroom at work?
Only did it once when I was in high school and working at some crappy place. Hard to resist though plain

 

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I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind...

 

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Every time I pee

 

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OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Every time I pee

 

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No

 

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Kordirn posted:
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Every time I pee

 

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_sooz_ posted:
I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind...


lol, you work? lololololololol

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
Every time I pee

 

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Albdestroyer posted:
_sooz_ posted:
I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind...


lol, you work? lololololololol


plain

 

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Albdestroyer posted:
_sooz_ posted:
I can honestly say it has never crossed my mind...


lol, you work? lololololololol


From the age of 16 up until 2008, yes i did.

 

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You'd be famous if you were 2008.

 

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No.

 

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Hell no.

 

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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Hell no.


Ah so you have the guy in the next urinal over help you out?

 

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Oh, is this asking me if I masturbate in the John at the work place?

Who the fk?

 

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Nope but I've hooked up with coworkers a few times.

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?
why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?
why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"


No - because it's natural, and if your kind did say that to me, I'd hit them in the fking face for being stupid.

 

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-Kiande- posted:
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?
why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"
No - because it's natural, and if your kind did say that to me, I'd hit them in the fking face for being stupid.
whats natural to you is unnatural to me. :P

 

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?



whatisthisidonteven...


This was a stretch, grasshopper. You must wait for the joke's opportunity to present itself.

 

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Yes.

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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?
why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"


Straight guys don't pick up women in vaginas. Your analogy is confounding.

 

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Not yet.

 

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You'd be famous if you were 2008.


hahahaha

 

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You'd be famous if you were 2008.


hahahaha

 

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-Kiande- posted:
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FineYoungCannibals posted:
OT why do gays pick up men in washrooms, is the smell of s*** a turn on or something?
why do straight men have an obsession with knowing why gay men do the things that they do? do you ever hear a gay guy go up to a straight guy and is like, "Damn dude, why do you stick your dick into a womans vagina like that?"
No - because it's natural, and if your kind did say that to me, I'd hit them in the fking face for being stupid.
whats natural to you is unnatural to me. :P
You must love goats and sheep then

 

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