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because my cat brought one in today with it's side torn open and it's guts hemorrhaging out.  it was still alive but obviously not moving at all. i don't think i can attempt to kill it with a shovel or something. yes i am a big wuss when it comes to dealing with this sort of situation. i cannot bring myself to harm an animal but i want to put this guy out of his misery. :/
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It is already in your presence, the misery damage is done. Hand him a knife I am sure he will be happy to do himself at this point.
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Hammer + head
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Do you have lots of morphine and a syringe?
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Eat it.
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Onslaught. posted:
Hammer + head
LOL, same thing I was going to post...."a hammer to the head". It's quick but not clean. But the lizard won't care about the mess.
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wouldnt one of your pain pills, crushed and mixed with water, wouldnt that OD him, put him to sleep and then he just die?
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let the cat eat it.
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It's probably dead already. I'd set it outside for a bird/other animal to eat.
No reason to poison it, or hit it with a hammer.
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"microwave me some chicken" your cat is saying
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How are you so sure lizards even feel pain like we do?
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Probably quickest and least messy method would be a sharp knife and take off its head. Poor thing 
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i work under the assumption that everything feels pain. i set it outside in the sun on a paper towel because i didn't want to move it off, as that would require picking it up and displacing more guts. so i just set it on a bed of cut up green stuff in one of our garden boxes where the sun was hitting it directly. i'm hoping something will make a meal out of him and kill him quickly for me.
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put it under your tire and back up
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Caoilin posted:
i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
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Aww, poor Cao. I feel bad for you. I probably just would have held it under water for a couple minutes. I guess drowning is supposed to be a peaceful death.
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undress in front of it....oh wait you said painless
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regulator_cracka posted:
Caoilin posted:
i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.
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if you really cared, you'd stop it's face.
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Ungabhunga posted:
regulator_cracka posted:
Caoilin posted:
i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.
As a matter of fact, she does, and she frequently says she does.
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Chainsaw enough said
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Onslaught. posted:
Ungabhunga posted:
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[blockquote]Caoilin posted:
i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.
As a matter of fact, she does, and she frequently says she does.
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yep. i don't gaf about 99.999999999% of humans.
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You should check out this band...
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Most humane method is to put it in your freezer.
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Most humane method is to put it in your freezer.
i thought about that and looked it up, it says that ice crystals will form in the tissue before the animal is dead and that it's pretty painful. so i'm hoping it will be gone when i go out to check it in a few mins.
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Insert it into your vagina, it should gag to death instantly
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This is what you'll see when you get back.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82188663/
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Wait, do you eat meat?
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This is what you'll see when you get back.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82188663/
bahahahah....
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Wait, do you eat meat?
yep. i do not put them above myself. ^_^ i merely think they are more valuable and important than all of you.
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Well? Don't keep us hanging.... Is there an update?
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because my cat brought one in today with it's side torn open and it's guts hemorrhaging out. it was still alive but obviously not moving at all. i don't think i can attempt to kill it with a shovel or something. yes i am a big wuss when it comes to dealing with this sort of situation. i cannot bring myself to harm an animal but i want to put this guy out of his misery. :/
So you ran to ACF and waited for replies while it was suffering?
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I would've pulled the trigger for you, cao. I would've made sure he died in battle so he could go to Valhalla
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excellent idea!
next time, no matter what time of teh day or night, call index and he will come rescue it, or kill it!
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he's still alive and on my patio. more of his guts are protruding out. so it's still suffering brit. i can't bring myself to kill it and i can't have my animals do it because they all like to play with their live things first. so i'm just hoping something sees it and eats it. if not, my dog might find it tomorrow and kill it.
also, that cat video is hilarious. i don't know what kind it is but it reminds me of an alligator lizard. they are feisty little fkers that don't go down w/o a fight. i saved one the size of my thumb nail and it spent the entire time i had to carry it outside trying to break through the skin on my hand with it's little baby teeth.
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Seriously, put it in the freezer. He will just go to sleep.
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Ughhh... not sure I wanna know the end to this. Good luck.
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this is hilarious...
you're worried about a LIZARD being in pain, and you're too wuss to kill it...so instead, you leave it lying in your backyard while it's insides are hanging out? lol
and i thought sooz was the weird one
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Caoilin posted:
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Wait, do you eat meat?
yep. i do not put them above myself. ^_^ i merely think they are more valuable and important than all of you.
I hate people like you.
I LOVE ANIMALS AND COULD NEVER HURT THEM OMG OMG SO SAD WAHHH.
*eats a burger*
Retard.
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he's still alive and on my patio. more of his guts are protruding out. so it's still suffering brit. i can't bring myself to kill it and i can't have my animals do it because they all like to play with their live things first. so i'm just hoping something sees it and eats it. if not, my dog might find it tomorrow and kill it.
I hope its suffering isn't stressing you out or anything. Are you ok?
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Hatchet. Base of the neck. Not hard to figure out.
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Hatchet. Base of the neck. Not hard to figure out.
Seriously...if you really give a rat's ass about the poor lizard, just take it's head off. Quickest and least messy way to put him out of misery.
Lizards are awesome. My cats always tried to catch them, too.
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let it go, give the poor fella a fighting chance
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Asphyxiation
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3. Close the lid. The animal should quickly pass out and painlessly die.
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i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
You still have not answered the question? Are [you] that bitter in life?
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regulator_cracka posted:
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i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.
then why are you always so mean to sooz?
You still have not answered the question? Are [you] that bitter in life?
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yep, i am very much a misanthrope. i cannot stand humanity. i can stand it more than i can stand sooz though. so point to her for being the human i dislike the most online.
i was a vegetarian for 16 years. two doctors told me that a vegetarian diet was sometimes linked to nerve pain and i decided that decreasing my pain was more valuable to me than not eating animals. so i started eating meat again and my pain did, in fact, go down. so yes, i will choose myself over a cow or a chicken when i'm not put in the position of having to kill the animal myself. i'm not sure what i would do if forced into that situation. luckily, i doubt i'll ever have to find out.
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I like watching the world burn
Lately, it's been watching the world freeze, because we have snowpacolypse here now. It's no big deal, but everyone freaks out, and that entertains me.
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I like watching the world burn
Lately, it's been watching the world freeze, because we have snowpacolypse here now. It's no big deal, but everyone freaks out, and that entertains me.
I do too. When I was young I used to try to freeze the road in front of my house to stop the bus from coming. I used to go out before it snowed at night and start pouring water from a hose all over the street
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Ok, I like watching it burn.
Not making it burn, or trying to murder people.
WTF INDEX.
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I never did it successfully My house had loud pipes so my dad always heard it and stopped me before I could carry it out completely.
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i think you'd find that the water would dry up before it froze where you live now.
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Oh I bet it would, it's pretty dry. Not as bad as I thought it would be though
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The fact you let it live and suffer in great pain because you couldn't end its life sure says you care!
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Is it still there?
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oh yeah i suffocated it with jyiigs suggestion last night.
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LOL
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murderer
yeah i'm working my way up to humans. you're next. 
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Isn't that how serial killers start....with small animals?
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Isn't that how serial killers start....with small animals?
Lizards are reptiles, so were safe
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If you really want to stop this from happening again you need to kill the cat.
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mightbe posted:
Varece posted:
Isn't that how serial killers start....with small animals?
Lizards are reptiles, so were safe
Since when do reptiles not fall under the kingdom animalia?
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TickyAtack posted:
I like watching the world burn
Lately, it's been watching the world freeze, because we have snowpacolypse here now. It's no big deal, but everyone freaks out, and that entertains me.
I do too. When I was young I used to try to freeze the road in front of my house to stop the bus from coming. I used to go out before it snowed at night and start pouring water from a hose all over the street
lol. awesome.
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the_great_intex posted:
TickyAtack posted:
I like watching the world burn
Lately, it's been watching the world freeze, because we have snowpacolypse here now. It's no big deal, but everyone freaks out, and that entertains me.
I do too. When I was young I used to try to freeze the road in front of my house to stop the bus from coming. I used to go out before it snowed at night and start pouring water from a hose all over the street
LOL I bet that nowadays someone would figure out how to get you arrested for it, and manage to slap a sex offender label on you for good measure.
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-Ducky- posted:
the_great_intex posted:
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I like watching the world burn
Lately, it's been watching the world freeze, because we have snowpacolypse here now. It's no big deal, but everyone freaks out, and that entertains me.
I do too. When I was young I used to try to freeze the road in front of my house to stop the bus from coming. I used to go out before it snowed at night and start pouring water from a hose all over the street
lol. awesome.
I did that once too! lol
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I was waiting for that.
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mightbe posted:
Varece posted:
Isn't that how serial killers start....with small animals?
Lizards are reptiles, so were safe
Since when do reptiles not fall under the kingdom animalia?
Pretty much this...
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mightbe posted:
Varece posted:
Isn't that how serial killers start....with small animals?
Lizards are reptiles, so were safe
Since when do reptiles not fall under the kingdom animalia?
Since mightbe started smoking pot everyday during his HS freshman year. Maybe earlier..,
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yep, i am very much a misanthrope. i cannot stand humanity. i can stand it more than i can stand sooz though. so point to her for being the human i dislike the most online.
This speaks volumes of the fail that is Caolin
you value a lizard over a human being???
LOL.. you go on with your bad self
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I do too. When I was young I used to try to freeze the road in front of my house to stop the bus from coming. I used to go out before it snowed at night and start pouring water from a hose all over the street
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Caoilin posted:
yep, i am very much a misanthrope. i cannot stand humanity. i can stand it more than i can stand sooz though. so point to her for being the human i dislike the most online.
This speaks volumes of the fail that is Caolin
you value a lizard over a human being???
LOL.. you go on with your bad self
That's the magic of Cao and she's too. If she ever brings about the end of the world you might as well scurry about like a lizard with your entrails out on her patio because that's the best fighting chance you've got.
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oh noes! some douche who's constantly trying to troll me on the interwebs disapproves of me! GUYS WHAT WILL I DO??!?!?!!?!?
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Well.. If you're mad you could take your aggressions out on a small animal again
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i've grown too angry and power mad for something as small as a lizard. i think it's time i move on to human children.
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Do you plan on making them yourself, then killing them?
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Caoilin posted:
i've grown too angry and power mad for something as small as a lizard. i think it's time i move on to human children.
Do you need any recipes?
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Caoilin posted:
oh noes! some douche who's constantly trying to troll me on the interwebs disapproves of me! GUYS WHAT WILL I DO??!?!?!!?!?
trolling?
disproves?
lol all I did what repeat what you said
keep trying though
oh, and your right, I'm the biggest troll around here 
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Despising someone who admits that they despise people ...
lolwut?
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Ah-Schoo posted:
Despising someone who admits that they despise people ...
lolwut?
what?
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Ah-Schoo posted:
Despising someone who admits that they despise people ...
lolwut?
Despising people is the good christian way
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i like that he thinks disapproves and disproves is the same word.
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if it makes you feel any better, I lost two fish to the power outage, tanks got too cold. One was Rhett, the blue Betta, and the other was Angry Angel, my Black and Silver Veiled angelfish. I gave Angry Angel a sea burial, before I pulled him out of the tank with the net I prodded him several times to see if he was faking it, he didn't move a fin... then when I put him in the toilet, he moved.... but I was already flushing.
I felt horrible
then I went and bought an entire school of tetras, a couple algae eaters, several new plants, and they love their new home, and Blue the Blue Molly is loving not getting chased around the tank by Angry Angel.
My daughter didn't find any fish today that she felt would work as replacements for Rhett and his previously dearly departed Scarlett (deep Red betta).
Two of these guys
and five of these guys
we might try putting the glow fish in with them next week to see if they'll school together.
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neons are nice. i like them as they are colorful.
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good grief...machete to the spinal column kills everything...except raccoons...but you can bludgeon them across the skull a few times and stun em long enough to crush em. (i put road kill out of its misery if i see it...and my dogs have a tendency to dislike vermin)
course...my neighbor just shoots the bastards with a 9 mill from his back porch
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