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Bat_Avenger 
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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
Why?

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
Nonsense. If you're going to bother taking the safety off, then any sound they'll hear is irrelevant as they should be dead within seconds.

Never play with guns. Use it or put it away.

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
JD_HOGG posted:
Why?


Because that is a quote from a redneck email making the rounds. My boss sent it to me last week.

 

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I need to get to know more rednecks. I never get redneck emails. sad

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
JD_HOGG posted:
I need to get to know more rednecks. I never get redneck emails. sad
You seem bitterly disappointed.

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
Mangler_SC posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
I need to get to know more rednecks. I never get redneck emails. sad
You seem bitterly disappointed.


speaking of bitterly disappointed... how bout them Green Bay Packers eh?

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
Fozzie_Bear posted:
Mangler_SC posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
I need to get to know more rednecks. I never get redneck emails. sad
You seem bitterly disappointed.


speaking of bitterly disappointed... how bout them Green Bay Packers eh?
Ouch.

Rho

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
Bat_Avenger posted:
If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.



What if you're using a Glock?

 

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Subject: Never say, “I’ve got a gun.”
How badass and inspirational.

 

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