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Topic: Russian condom shortage.

Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	A few years ago George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded". "My people's favorite form of birth control." "This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied President Bush. "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 2 inches in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President. Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for any thing. George Bush hung up and called the CEO of a condom company. "I need a favor." "Can you send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," replied the CEO of the condom company. "Good! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10 inches long and 2 inches in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "Print 'MADE IN AMERICA, ..SIZE: "SMALL" on each one!!". -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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winga Title: Canadian Posts: 29,014 Registered: Apr 27, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,668 User ID: 91,955	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
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NSMachin Title: Mighty Fruit Husk Posts: 60,062 Registered: Aug 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 57,043 User ID: 710,008	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	A joke so bad that I felt sorry for you, Reapist. -----signature----- (none)
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Dwaveran Title: Wants to Ban Canada... Posts: 21,834 Registered: Jan 23, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 21,487 User ID: 762,378	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	chuckle? -----signature----- www.deathstarinc.com
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	NSMachin posted: A joke so bad that I felt sorry for you, Reapist. Hey NS, you ever seen those serial numbers on condoms? -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Ah-Schoo Title: Fuzzy Caterpillar of Friendliness Posts: 71,317 Registered: Aug 11, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 68,974 User ID: 39,247	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	This joke, and the reply to NS are as old as condoms. -----signature----- . Opinion = fact. Anecdote = proof. Political label more important than either of those. Welcome to ACF, where debate goes to die. . "fascist totalitarian secular progressive Zionist intellectually challenged Christian puppets." - Aerlinthina
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: Russian condom shortage.
	Still, I bet he's never seen the serial numbers cause you have to unroll them all the way. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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