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Sinlock 
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frustrated

 

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We're in recess mischief

 

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Sorry, I decided we aren't having it this year.

















(i'm not sorry)

 

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HURRY THE HELL UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

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It's coming soon !

 

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It's going to be an 11 way tie anyway.

 

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I think it should go under review and then be considered for posting around July.

 

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There are very few things that could get you kicked off of the Douchebag of the Year Selection Committee.

Failing to select a Douchebag of the Year is one of them.

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I believe it also puts you in a three-way tie for second place.

 

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We've all done our parts, except for GC.

BLAME GC

 

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I would nominate Sinlock but he is exempt since he saved the Outpost! applause grin

 

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Actually, it occurred to me that I might enjoy declaring myself Douchebag of the Year 2012, with the logic being that only a supreme Douchebag would do something so douchetastic as declare themselves Douchebag of the Year 2012.

The circular logic is golden.

"Sinlock is Douchebag of the Year 2012!"

"Why?"

"Because he declared himself Douchebag of the Year 2012, and only a supreme douchebag would do that!"

It's like a snake eating its tail, except the snake is a douchebag. coffee

 

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Outpost deficits are at an all time high and all you care about is DOTY.

shame_on_you

 

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Page 12, Section "C", paragraph 2, line 3:

"...nobody on the Outpost shall be granted a title if they really WANT the title."

/blow it out yer ass!

 

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A) I do what I want.

B) the academy can not be modified now.

If you had the ability to modify the academy then you would ultimately maintain control over the selection process and selection. The only way the academy shall be changed is if a new member needs to be added due to Tenkly finally succumbing to GF inflicted stab wounds and/or hepatitis.

 

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From my point of view, it is nearly impossible to find a clear front runner in this category!!!

 

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GrilledCheez posted:

B) the academy can not be modified now.



Actually, Paul, myself, and other sources will review the committee every year and may make necessary changes. Which means, the committee *might* be different next year.

MIGHT.

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TICK TOCK GOD DAMMIT

 

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denied. once the committee is rolling it is self governing.

 

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This committee has as much credibility as Kim-Jong-un.


KIM-JONG-UN!!

 

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GrilledCheez posted:
denied. once the committee is rolling it is self governing.


Nope!


/slams gavel


/grabs Paul's gavel


/slams Paul's gavel


/hides Paul's gavel under a rock, which is under a cheetah.

coffee

 

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i should be on the committee because i recognize that you are all douchebags

 

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8( o )8

 

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Ashmaele already got DOTY for creating a DOTY nomination thread and then never posting a poll.

 

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Also the coffee mug was selected as the all-time douchiest VN emoticon.

 

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STFU ZZ. You are just embarrassing yourself. Like when national enquirer releases it's man of the year award.

PS. You are right about the coffee cup though.

 

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/rests foot on nearby treestump

You know, you may think a coffee cup is douchey. I think it is fantastic. There just isn't like anything in the morning like a hot, fresh cup of Joe. So when you declare a coffee cup is douchey, just realize that what you are saying is "I think douches are fantastic". coffee

 

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I liked how you LARPed that as John Denver.

 

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I could just ban you all and win the prize.... but I won't.

maybe.

 

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Uber_Troll once banned us all, and look where it got him. coffee

 

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