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combat_mage_sc 
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I aint use to tornadoes. Am i gonna die?


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one day you will unfortunately.

 

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combat_mage_sc 
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The vacant house next to me has a cellar, so thats where i'll cower if mama nature wants to tango with me.


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Thats why when you buy a house or move in somewhere make sure there is a trailer park close by. Everyone knows that trailer parks are like tornado magnets.

 

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Damn crybaby, it's a way of life back there.

 

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we had this kind of weather last evening and night

 

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I'm having a hard time coping with the idea that something can pick me up and toss me 2 miles. It defies physics in my world.


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combat_mage_sc posted:
I'm having a hard time coping with the idea that something can pick me up and toss me 2 miles. It defies physics in my world.


chicken


I am thinking you're rotund so maybe 20 feet if its a super duper tornado?

 

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combat_mage_sc posted:
I'm having a hard time coping with the idea that something can pick me up and toss me 2 miles. It defies physics in my world.


chicken


do you keep a radio and batteries in your home?

do you have a weather radio?

have you checked to see if you can get into the cellar of the abandoned house next door?

do you have an emergency kit packed at all times?

flashlight?



...there that should keep you busy until the storm passes wink


you now live in an area that has tornadoes...make yourself prepared for this situation

 

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i'll have to get on that.


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gotta keep you safe....this place wouldn't be half as funny if you got blowed awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

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I know you'll survive cuz Gods mocking me

 

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Subject: severe thunderstorms and tornado warnings in my area.
combat_mage_sc posted:
I aint use to tornadoes. Am i gonna die?


chicken


*crosses fingers*

 

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