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I knocked the snow brake clean off one of them on a wild crash... nuts! I'm feel like someone beat me with a stick :P

 

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did you injure anything besides your backside?

 

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Still resisting a few lessons? tongue

 

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wait a minute now, we have to make sur ehe is ok first. THEN we can nag him ;P

 

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Subject: I wrecked so hard on my skis they came apart!
A friend of mine did that once coming off of Ball Hooter at Snowshoe. The ski kept going and missed a ski patrol guy by inches before it hit a tree and shattered.

 

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No pics?!?! shame_on_you

 

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Are you dating a woman named Denise?

a friend of mine was just talking about this guy she is sorta seeing crashed pretty hard skiing.

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Subject: I wrecked so hard on my skis they came apart!
A) I'm fine, just one hell of a bruise on my right leg
B) It was such a wild wipe out that it took me 5 minutes just to collect all the various pieces of gear (skis, goggles, ski poles, one snow brake)


No Denise that I'm aware of :P

 

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I had one of those hip falls once, ice on the trail. Big ugly ow and bruise. sad

 

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NOW we can nag on him!!

/insert typical mom type reactions!







btw, when you headed back up ? ;P


 

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I had one of those hip falls once, ice on the trail. Big ugly ow and bruise. sad


Yeah I face planted into an icy mogul today too
I dropped into a gnarly run not knowing how steep and technical it was... big mistake. I also went into a section with trees today for the first time. That was terrifying. Lessons are for squares, and people with dental insurance!

 

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Bakuun posted:
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I had one of those hip falls once, ice on the trail. Big ugly ow and bruise. sad


Yeah I face planted into an icy mogul today too
I dropped into a gnarly run not knowing how steep and technical it was... big mistake. I also went into a section with trees today for the first time. That was terrifying. Lessons are for squares, and people with dental insurance!



Dude, don't pull a Sonny Bono on us, ok? angry

 

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I won't make promises I can't keep heh...

 

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Trees are fun but frightening!

My worst run 'drop' in was at Vail. First day there, an ungroomed black diamond there made all of Tahoe look like bunny runs!

I made it down without taking my ski's off. tongue But that was a hairy run. My advanced skills were not adequate. clown

 

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Subject: I wrecked so hard on my skis they came apart!
Was gonna post this on yer other thread, but with yer wipeout being so spectacular...please keep an eye on yourself, and have someone else do the same as well.

Yer other thread, you say people were coming up to you to see 'if you were alive'.

Bad enough you pull a Sonny Bono, don't pull a Natasha Richardson either. sad

Take care, sir.

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try wiping out doing 4 foot moguls full gun, then tell us how it hurts.

 

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Skiing + explosions = success!

 

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We call that a "yard sale"

It was always the best to see skiers wipe out from the chairlift. I've seen some nasty wrecks.

 

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Bakuun posted:
Varece posted:
I had one of those hip falls once, ice on the trail. Big ugly ow and bruise. sad


Yeah I face planted into an icy mogul today too
I dropped into a gnarly run not knowing how steep and technical it was... big mistake. I also went into a section with trees today for the first time. That was terrifying. Lessons are for squares, and people with dental insurance!



HEY!!!

I have dental insurance!

 

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last weekend I got caught up watching a PBS special about Austrian ski techniques and the ski phenomenon of the 60s-70s. It was really interesting.

I haven't learned how to ski but my wife is really up for getting my daughter trained at a young age. She had such a fantastic time growing up in Michigan with going to the mountain just about every weekend. so she wants that for our girl. As my wife's knees are wrecked its pretty much on me to accomplish the mission.

I might just throw money at that mission though devil

http://www.cranmore.com/winter/childrens_lessons

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
last weekend I got caught up watching a PBS special about Austrian ski techniques and the ski phenomenon of the 60s-70s. It was really interesting.

I haven't learned how to ski but my wife is really up for getting my daughter trained at a young age. She had such a fantastic time growing up in Michigan with going to the mountain just about every weekend. so she wants that for our girl. As my wife's knees are wrecked its pretty much on me to accomplish the mission.

I might just throw money at that mission though devil

http://www.cranmore.com/winter/childrens_lessons


Just watch the kid's knees, don't want her to end up like Mom.

 

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We call that a "yard sale"

It was always the best to see skiers wipe out from the chairlift. I've seen some nasty wrecks.


This.

Had enough of em racing on icy NE conditions growing up to make my helmets well worth their costs, and then some.

 

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I was F&B director at Snowshoe back in the early 90's. The last year I worked there, 27 people died in ski accidents. Depressing as hell. Worst was a 9 year old whose idiot father took him down a black diamond slope. Weirdest was the 3 college girls who took an inflatable kiddie pool down the same slope. Naked at 3am.

Glad you just got a bruise and a great story out of your wipe out. Be careful out there.

 

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Heh, skiing! Whee!

My very first time skiing I wiped out so hard I actually broke a ski. The rental office didn't give me a hard time though, apparently those skis were on their last legs and had been relegated to "first time skier rentals". I was fortunately in quite good shape back then and the million plus falls I took that day, including the bad one where I broke my ski didn't leave me injured at all.

Anyway, I became an avid skier for the next few years and then for whatever reason stopped skiing for about 12 years. At age 30 I stepped back into skis and for the first time in my life experienced fear. I had images of broken bones and the pain of them, and all manner of other things... I never had an ounce of fear as an idiot kid skiing, I was always too immortal for such petty concerns when I was 14-18 years old...

Glad you weren't hurt and now have a good story to tell.

 

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Hah, it hurts to sit! Argh!

 

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Yikes! Ouchies. shock doh!

 

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ps, when your in the glades(trees) make sure your pole straps are not on

 

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your the poster that just started sking this year?

if so so, and if you havent, take some lessons...your a danger to yourself and others

 

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Believe me I'm only a danger to myself - I'm super cautious with others around. Out by myself? eehhh, no so cautious lol

 

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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
Bakuun posted:
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I had one of those hip falls once, ice on the trail. Big ugly ow and bruise. sad


Yeah I face planted into an icy mogul today too
I dropped into a gnarly run not knowing how steep and technical it was... big mistake. I also went into a section with trees today for the first time. That was terrifying. Lessons are for squares, and people with dental insurance!



Dude, don't pull a Sonny Bono on us, ok? angry


 

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Hah, it hurts to sit! Argh!



that looks really nasty. sad

 

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Hah, it hurts to sit! Argh!


I don't think I broke the skin. You win! grin

 

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