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how we men really look at you,
you would never stop slapping us.

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Maleraka posted:
fact

 

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fact is stranger than fiction

 

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fact is, they know... and they like it!

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
fact is, they know... and they like it!


This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.

 

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Reapist posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
fact is, they know... and they like it!


This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.


And you take out the trash.

It works for everyone. happy

 

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Boobs
Big boobs
fat
Nice ass
boobs
Small boobs
Ass too big
Cankles
Boobs

 

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Cuttlery posted:
Boobs
Big boobs
Fat
Too old
Nice ass
boobs
Small boobs
Too young
Ass too big
Cankles
Boobs
I'll pay money to forget what I just saw
Nice ass
small boobs


 

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Reapist posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
fact is, they know... and they like it!


This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.




Yeah they figured us out a long time ago. Women that are astonished/offended by looks at their assets are either lying and secretly like it or lack the self-confidence to truly know that everything is workin' for them.

 

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but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?

worried


and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.

 

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yeah, we like it, and the ones that feel dirty about it pretend to be offended.

 

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Hyperimiator posted:

Yep, if she knew, she's be slappin' him.

Rho

 

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This is sexist!

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?

worried


and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.





They are smart enough to allow our egos to think we run everything, while they secretly pull the strings like a puppetmaster.

They are the ultimate shadow government.


I mean, do you REALLY think Helen of Troy was a helpless damsel caught up between two kingdoms? No way, she orchestrated the whole thing buy laying Paris hardcore and prompting the war. She knew what she was doing and because of that, she got Achilles killed.


And she had natural boobs.

 

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NeoKarnak posted:
And she had natural boobs.


Glad to see you giving her the props where the props are due.

 

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DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
NeoKarnak posted:
And she had natural boobs.


Glad to see you giving her the props where the props are due.



She probably didn't need props. I'll bet they were the perkiest naturals ever.

 

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NeoKarnak posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?

worried


and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.





They are smart enough to allow our egos to think we run everything, while they secretly pull the strings like a puppetmaster.

They are the ultimate shadow government.


I mean, do you REALLY think Helen of Troy was a helpless damsel caught up between two kingdoms? No way, she orchestrated the whole thing buy laying Paris hardcore and prompting the war. She knew what she was doing and because of that, she got Achilles killed.


And she had natural boobs.


She was one of the only women of the time wearing makeup from what I've heard. No idea if that's true or not.


a clever woman allows the man to feel he is in charge while she pulls the strings. Allowing a man to save face and feel like a king is crucial to his wellbeing.

 

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Reapist posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
fact is, they know... and they like it!


This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.

Not everyone stuffs their bras, gets fake boobs or injects botox. Some of us are pretty happy with the way we look.

We also don't necessarily like all the attention. When it comes from someone you find unattractive, revolting, etc., it's not so appreciated.

 

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Jezza_Belle posted:
NeoKarnak posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
but see the women secretly control the hyper zionists who secretly control the government and main stream media so you will not read about this in the news nor will it be legislated.

why do you think there is always a FIRST LADY?!?

worried


and now they'll tell my wife. I'm doomed.





They are smart enough to allow our egos to think we run everything, while they secretly pull the strings like a puppetmaster.

They are the ultimate shadow government.


I mean, do you REALLY think Helen of Troy was a helpless damsel caught up between two kingdoms? No way, she orchestrated the whole thing buy laying Paris hardcore and prompting the war. She knew what she was doing and because of that, she got Achilles killed.


And she had natural boobs.


She was one of the only women of the time wearing makeup from what I've heard. No idea if that's true or not.


a clever woman allows the man to feel he is in charge while she pulls the strings. Allowing a man to save face and feel like a king is crucial to his wellbeing.



Sadly, I agree. If women were as physically strong as us, we males would all be in cages. There would be no use for us other than breeding.

 

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Lynea posted:
Reapist posted:
Fozzie_Bear posted:
fact is, they know... and they like it!


This, The way they dress, stuffed bras when they're young, fake titties when they're rich, poisons injected in their faces......they love it.

Not everyone stuffs their bras, gets fake boobs or injects botox. Some of us are pretty happy with the way we look.

We also don't necessarily like all the attention. When it comes from someone you find unattractive, revolting, etc., it's not so appreciated.


Oh I agree with you. My wife is not that way, she will not even wear makeup. Sadly, most women are this way at least to the point of wearing makeup.

 

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I post from my phone while in my cage

 

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with all these HIOFI threads.. thats the first thing that comes to mind


then there is the


KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

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