Author Topic: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
FatManOnCampus 
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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Good luck getting those licked.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?

Try after shave.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
BritonGuy posted:
Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
That is so gay.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Onslaught. posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.


Are you saying he shaved his balls to troll ACF?

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Onslaught. posted:
BritonGuy posted:
Yeah that happens when I don't shower for a year too.



Trolling is a art.

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Just to be clear, they can be clean as possible, fresh out of the shower. No smell at all (as far as I can tell, it's not like I can bend over and stick my nose right in there to sniff them..), but as soon as I take a razor to them, it unleashes the fury of month old ball sweat. I can't be the only one with this problem...

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Ya, I've noticed before. Goes away after a shower.

*shrug*

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
I trim up down there, never shave. Gotta leave a little netting on the gwebbles.

I tried it before and it feels like 2 marbles sliding around inside a lubed condom. not_talking

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
FatManOnCampus posted:
Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...



hair acts just like the fins on a heat sink....by increasing surface area it facilitates the release of heat to prevent overheating...by shaving that hair your body loses an important heat regulator....so in response your balls sweat more and with more sweat you get the unpleasant smell associated with it...







p.s. i made all that up

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Walker_ID posted:
FatManOnCampus posted:
Everytime I shave my balls, they start to smell like ball sweat. Like the hair has soaked up ball sweat, and held it there, so when I shave it, all that old fermented ball sweat gets realeased...



hair acts just like the fins on a heat sink....by increasing surface area it facilitates the release of heat to prevent overheating...by shaving that hair your body loses an important heat regulator....so in response your balls sweat more and with more sweat you get the unpleasant smell associated with it...







p.s. i made all that up





Try shaving your choad and then saying that's made up. tongue

 

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Subject: Is it just me, or does this happen when you shave your balls?
Rodriks_Fury posted:


Try shaving your choad and then saying that's made up. tongue



i shave everything in pubic region

 

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