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I was nailing this chick once when I was a kid.
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And while we were in the throws she reached down and with her fingernails tore the condom off. I always assumed it was because I was so good she hoped to have my babies as soon as possible in an attempt to procure my services permanently, so to get her back and make sure it didn't happen I put it in her butt.
But this evening it suddenly hit me that perhaps she was reviled by me and just wanted it to be over. Then I realized how ridiculous that idea was.
She was from Georgia BTW. The state not the country.
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practice safe sex
blow it in her ass!
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if there ever was a candidate for aids..
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GrilledCheez
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I did not get aids.
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She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
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GrilledCheez posted:
I did not get aids.
what a shame.......
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GrilledCheez
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vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
I hadn't considered that possibility.
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vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
Doesn't matter had sex.
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My wife doesn't like the feel of condoms and started taking the pill about a month after we were dating.
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GrilledCheez posted:
And while we were in the throws she reached down and with her fingernails tore the condom off. I always assumed it was because I was so good she hoped to have my babies as soon as possible in an attempt to procure my services permanently, so to get her back and make sure it didn't happen I put it in her butt.
But this evening it suddenly hit me that perhaps she was reviled by me and just wanted it to be over. Then I realized how ridiculous that idea was.
She was from Georgia BTW. The state not the country.
for some reason this makes me laugh..
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I'm allergic to latex, as is my wife. And she can't handle the birth control pill.
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Taliesihne posted:
I'm allergic to latex, as is my wife. And she can't handle the birth control pill.
So many ways to run with this.....
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Kordirn posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
She was probably trying to see if your penis was as tiny as it seemed.
Doesn't matter had sex.
At least he did. She might not have noticed.
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GrilledCheez
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She knew it happened at some point because I cleaned up with her bra.
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