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paulg_68 
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Subject: Do you strive for variety in your masturbation?
I voted I stay the same, but I do vary the porn I watch (or none at all), and sometimes I try to reach a climax without ejaculating. I've gotten to a 50/50 success rate.

 

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What does that even mean?

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Orgasm without shooting your load. Tantric, baby! (actually, I have no idea whether it is tantric, or not, but fuck it.)

 

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Zip-tie the end of it.

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
Orgasm without shooting your load. Tantric, baby! (actually, I have no idea whether it is tantric, or not, but fuck it.)


Haven't done that but sometimes ill edge.

 

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What's the deal with RuPauls fascination with fat Outposters and their masturbation habits. This isn't the first thread that he has inquired about these things. I wonder if it's because nobody goes to the XXX theaters anymore and Paul is trying to reinvent himself.

 

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I didn't vote. Instead of masturbating, I have sex with live women.

 

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Heladric posted:
I have both a penis and a vagina

 

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shock

 

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monkey

 

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I still use a national geographic photo from Africa, I used when I was a teenager.

 

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Nothing else required

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
I voted I stay the same, but I do vary the porn I watch (or none at all), and sometimes I try to reach a climax without ejaculating. I've gotten to a 50/50 success rate.






That's shi shiu(sp?)
The chinese believe that's how you attain immortality.
Its taoist, I think.
Its part of some of the deeper kungfu teachings with tui na(sp?) And the meditation stuff.

 

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There is a kung fu masturbation move? shock

 

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I employ small variations in an attempt to master my technique but it is all leading towards a unified theory.

 

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Modeeb posted:
There is a kung fu masturbation move? shock




Lol.
Its not about the masturbation. Its about not letting the life essence escape.
Chinsese kungfu isn't all about beating people up. There's healing, accupuncture, Acupressure/massage techniques, meditation, health and longevity techniques, and all kinds of taoist stuff.
They even have their own kama sutra.

 

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Unlike most Outposters I strive for privacy. You clowns apparently think masturbation is a group effort.

 

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Sometimes it is.

 

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That's funny because I'm also a kung fu master

 

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It would seem your masturbation kungfu is unparalleled

 

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I like to pretend I'm spiderman shooting my webbing everywhere.

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
Unlike most Outposters I strive for privacy. You clowns apparently think masturbation is a group effort.


Only if you're lucky, and with the right type of females.

That's the ones with boob that look at you funny. happy

 

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PAUL, GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY PANTS!!!

 

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