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Still celebrating from last night?

 

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I'd quite like a beer but im out of sprite to mix it with so i wont bother.

 

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I'd quite like a beer but im out of sprite to mix it with so i wont bother.


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I'd quite like a beer but im out of sprite to mix it with so i wont bother.



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Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)

 

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Ticky, I think she's just trying to hurt my feelings now.

 

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What's wrong with that? I do the same thing to wine as well, my heavy drinking days are behind me, im a lightweight these days. And im fully aware that i drink like one.

I dont put sprite in my Sam Adams or Guinness, though. That would just be wrong.

 

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I dont put sprite in my Sam Adams or Guinness, though. That would just be wrong.



Oh. Okay. I feel a little better now.

I can understand trying dilute heineken, since it takes like skunk piss to begin with.

 

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I dont put sprite in my Sam Adams or Guinness, though. That would just be wrong.



Oh. Okay. I feel a little better now.

I can understand trying dilute heineken, since it takes like skunk piss to begin with.


Pretty much any light beer (and i mean light in colour, not "lite" beer) tastes good with sprite. Darker beers are perfect just as they are.

 

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I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?

 

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I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?


I actually like lighter beers. I dont dilute them to make them taste better, they taste fine on their own in my opinion, but i do like the taste of them diluted (if that makes sense?). The diluted mix is called a Lager Shandy in the UK and it is very popular. I grew up drinking them because my parents didnt mind making weak ones for us kids, working up to stronger ones as teens, then regular ones/ straight beer as adults. So because i grew up with the taste, i just love them. So thats why i drink them, because i like the nostalgic taste, although sometimes i just want a plain beer, i dont want a Shandy.

 

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How in the world can I make myself fatter? What am I doing wrong, I seem to not be gaining weight at the pace I would like to. Any advice?


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Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)



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If sooz can mix soda and beer then I can do this in your thread.

 

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I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?


I actually like lighter beers. I dont dilute them to make them taste better, they taste fine on their own in my opinion, but i do like the taste of them diluted (if that makes sense?). The diluted mix is called a Lager Shandy in the UK and it is very popular. I grew up drinking them because my parents didnt mind making weak ones for us kids, working up to stronger ones as teens, then regular ones/ straight beer as adults. So because i grew up with the taste, i just love them. So thats why i drink them, because i like the nostalgic taste, although sometimes i just want a plain beer, i dont want a Shandy.



I was under the impression that a 'shandy' was beer mixed with lemonade.

 

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beer and sprite??
w and TF??

 

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I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?


I actually like lighter beers. I dont dilute them to make them taste better, they taste fine on their own in my opinion, but i do like the taste of them diluted (if that makes sense?). The diluted mix is called a Lager Shandy in the UK and it is very popular. I grew up drinking them because my parents didnt mind making weak ones for us kids, working up to stronger ones as teens, then regular ones/ straight beer as adults. So because i grew up with the taste, i just love them. So thats why i drink them, because i like the nostalgic taste, although sometimes i just want a plain beer, i dont want a Shandy.



I was under the impression that a 'shandy' was beer mixed with lemonade.


European lemonade is a fizzy drink. Sooz says 7up to speak in your lowly American terminology.

 

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[quote=Onslaught.]I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?


I actually like lighter beers. I dont dilute them to make them taste better, they taste fine on their own in my opinion, but i do like the taste of them diluted (if that makes sense?). The diluted mix is called a Lager Shandy in the UK and it is very popular. I grew up drinking them because my parents didnt mind making weak ones for us kids, working up to stronger ones as teens, then regular ones/ straight beer as adults. So because i grew up with the taste, i just love them. So thats why i drink them, because i like the nostalgic taste, although sometimes i just want a plain beer, i dont want a Shandy.



I was under the impression that a 'shandy' was beer mixed with lemonade.


European lemonade is a fizzy drink. Sooz says 7up to speak in your lowly American terminology.[/quote]

Yup, sprite and 7-up are the closest thing i can get to British lemonade over here.

 

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How in the world can I make myself fatter? What am I doing wrong, I seem to not be gaining weight at the pace I would like to. Any advice?


_sooz_ posted:
Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)



OMG THANKS!


Mixing a sprite with a Heineken would actually have a lower calorie count than drinking a Heineken alone.

 

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[quote=_sooz_][quote=Onslaught.]I have to ask... Why, in the first place, do you drink beers that need something put in them in order to make them not taste like crap?


I actually like lighter beers. I dont dilute them to make them taste better, they taste fine on their own in my opinion, but i do like the taste of them diluted (if that makes sense?). The diluted mix is called a Lager Shandy in the UK and it is very popular. I grew up drinking them because my parents didnt mind making weak ones for us kids, working up to stronger ones as teens, then regular ones/ straight beer as adults. So because i grew up with the taste, i just love them. So thats why i drink them, because i like the nostalgic taste, although sometimes i just want a plain beer, i dont want a Shandy.



I was under the impression that a 'shandy' was beer mixed with lemonade.


European lemonade is a fizzy drink. Sooz says 7up to speak in your lowly American terminology.[/quote]

Yup, sprite and 7-up are the closest thing i can get to British lemonade over here.[/quote]


You must not look very hard...

 

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You must not look very hard...


No grocery store around here carries British lemonade. Believe me, i've looked.

 

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You must not look very hard...


No grocery store around here carries British lemonade. Believe me, i've looked.



You must live in the asshole of the universe...

 

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sunkist has a lemonade soda. if sprite and the like are similar to what you consider lemonade to be, england is more horrifying that i believed.

 

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You must not look very hard...


No grocery store around here carries British lemonade. Believe me, i've looked.



You must live in the asshole of the universe...


I live in Nebraska. Love it as i do, it can be a very limited place tongue

 

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sunkist has a lemonade soda. if sprite and the like are similar to what you consider lemonade to be, england is more horrifying that i believed.


So does minute maid.

These are things that are in every grocery store.

Every one of them. I've never seen one without them.

 

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sunkist has a lemonade soda. if sprite and the like are similar to what you consider lemonade to be, england is more horrifying that i believed.


So does minute maid.

These are things that are in every grocery store.

Every one of them. I've never seen one without them.


American lemonade is generally cloudy and yellow, even if it is carbonated. British lemonade is clear and tastes more like sprite or 7-up. Not that i would know the difference or anything rolling_eyes so no, i will stand by my original statement: i have not been able to find BRITISH STYLE lemonade in the grocery stores around here.

 

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Caoilin posted:
sunkist has a lemonade soda. if sprite and the like are similar to what you consider lemonade to be, england is more horrifying that i believed.

http://www.effingpot.com/food.shtml
Lemonade - Lemonade in England is a clear, sparkling, lemon flavoured drink that is either drunk as it is or added to lager to make shandy. Seven-up and sprite would both qualify as lemonade in England.

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Shandy?

It's a light beer spritzer.

 

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well i know what i won't be ordering when i'm in ireland this year. staying at beib's holiday house. cuz she's totally going to let me. because she loooooooooooooooooooooooooves me.

 

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This is why the rest of the world thinks that Britain has no taste in anything...

 

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I guess medieval England didn't have access to Lemons so they adapted to like a crappier version of "lemonade".

 

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_sooz_ posted:
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sunkist has a lemonade soda. if sprite and the like are similar to what you consider lemonade to be, england is more horrifying that i believed.


So does minute maid.

These are things that are in every grocery store.

Every one of them. I've never seen one without them.


American lemonade is generally cloudy and yellow, even if it is carbonated. British lemonade is clear and tastes more like sprite or 7-up. Not that i would know the difference or anything rolling_eyes so no, i will stand by my original statement: i have not been able to find BRITISH STYLE lemonade in the grocery stores around here.


Could probably point you to the right store to find it, but you decided to act like a dumb bitch again, so I'll continue to treat you like one.
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You can still buy cloudy lemonade over there, there's just the 2 kinds: clear and cloudy

 

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Why are Americans so hostile to other cultures. Geeze.

 

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Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)


...Or, I could buy a pint of beer that isn't complete isht, and drink that straight?

 

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Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)


...Or, I could buy a pint of beer that isn't complete isht, and drink that straight?


To each their own

 

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I swear to god I'm going to have to come out there some day and teach you how to drink. Wolfz can babysit our drunk asses, so long as I don't wake up missing a kidney

 

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I swear to god I'm going to have to come out there some day and teach you how to drink. Wolfz can babysit our drunk asses, so long as I don't wake up missing a kidney


I used to be quite a heavy drinker, but I'm apparently supposed to be getting sensible in my old age tongue

 

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Lol, maybe I need to do that, then!

 

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I don't drink less, I just drink smarter tongue


What like you read a book while doing shots?

 

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BritonGuy posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
I don't drink less, I just drink smarter tongue


What like you read a book while doing shots?


I read your posts while doing shots. It's the best way to get educated on current events and form my political opinions.

 

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lol @ sooz and smarter.

 

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YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAT LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

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Jesus how could you even get drunk off of such a drink? You are taking a 5% alcoholic beverage on average and diluting it.

 

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-Ronsac- posted:
OG_Loki posted:
How in the world can I make myself fatter? What am I doing wrong, I seem to not be gaining weight at the pace I would like to. Any advice?


_sooz_ posted:
Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)



OMG THANKS!


Mixing a sprite with a Heineken would actually have a lower calorie count than drinking a Heineken alone.



I'd say you are wrecking a good beer, but Heineken is far from a good beer.

 

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Fozzie_Bear posted:
-Ronsac- posted:
OG_Loki posted:
How in the world can I make myself fatter? What am I doing wrong, I seem to not be gaining weight at the pace I would like to. Any advice?


[quote=_sooz_]Mix half a glass of Heineken with half a glass of sprite. Then come back here and thank me.

(Seriously, the main reason i do this, apart from the fact that it tastes lovely, is because my 2 beers stretches out to 4 glasses of beer, making it last all evening.)



OMG THANKS!


Mixing a sprite with a Heineken would actually have a lower calorie count than drinking a Heineken alone.



I'd say you are wrecking a good beer, but Heineken is far from a good beer.[/quote]



Yah, it might be a good way to stomach heine, but I don't understand why you'd drink one in the first place...

 

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Mixing lemonade or sprite with beer is pretty common in Europe. Stereo-typically it's for women and children, but I drank some at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich and the stuff is pretty damn good. Beats the hell out of Bud/Miller Light for a refreshing and mildly alcoholic drink and I really don't know how the land of Bacardi Silver is going to talk crap about shandy and pseudo-shandy.

The lemonade used for this application is carbonated so you don't dilute your beer with a flat liquid. Sprite is a much better substitute than normal lemonade...

 

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