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http://christwire.org/2011/12/star-wars-the-old-republic-swtor-is-breeding-future-gay-penile-handlers/
have you heard your son walking around the house yelling vulgarities like “I use to be a moisture farmer, but I took a lightsaber to the penisâ€, or “All your force belongs now to usâ€? If you are the parental victim of such demon babble, your son has fell into the hands of a game that promotes alien gay relationships, 1020p bestiality cut scenes and phallic sex battles in deep space settings.
Can't fix stupid...
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Kamdar posted:
http://christwire.org/2011/12/star-wars-the-old-republic-swtor-is-breeding-future-gay-penile-handlers/
have you heard your son walking around the house yelling vulgarities like “I use to be a moisture farmer, but I took a lightsaber to the penisâ€, or “All your force belongs now to usâ€? If you are the parental victim of such demon babble, your son has fell into the hands of a game that promotes alien gay relationships, 1020p bestiality cut scenes and phallic sex battles in deep space settings.
Can't fix stupid...
 This may explain why I have been wondering about some of Modeeb's threads lately...like, "Cutting New Relationship Routes to a New Way of Being". He has been very addicted to finding SWTOR datacroms and raising all his stats to the Max lately.
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on a somewhat related note, my toon looks FABULOUS
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Lol 1020p
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 that has to be ironic,..
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It's the christian version of the onion. Satire. They have some other very funny articles on there too.
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A post on another one of their other articles says that this website is sort of like "The Onion: Christian edition". Which would sort of make sense, I think...
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I heard you have a fat lightsaber, well I got a fat lightsaber too! How about we meet and rub our fat lightsabers together sometime...with some oil perhaps?
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i don't get how so many people think that christwire is not a joke.
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Caoilin posted:
i don't get how so many people think that christwire is not a joke.
I do, mascara is a good example of why.
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lol
Cao, the reason why people think it's not a joke is that some (ok a lot) of people actually believe it...
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On a related note...
Police: Man uses toy light saber to fend off stun gun
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Portland police disarmed a man accused of swinging a toy light saber at customers in a toy store, assaulting at least three of them.
Sgt. Pete Simpson says officers found the man - still swinging the light saber - in the parking lot of a Toys R Us store Wednesday night at the Jantzen Beach mall. One officer tried to use a Taser but it was ineffective. A second officer made contact with his Taser but the man used his light saber to break one of the wires. Simpson says officers were finally able to wrestle the struggling man to the ground as he yelled incoherent statements.
The 33-year-old Hillsboro man, identified by police as David Allen Canterbury, was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation. Police said Canterbury received citations for three counts of assault in the fourth degree, one count of disorderly conduct in the second degree, one count of theft in the third degree, one count of resisting arrest, and one count of interfering with a police officer.
Canterbury's scheduled court date is January 11, 2012.Simpson says none of the customers required medical attention.
He also said the light saber Caterbury was allegedly swinging around was blue.
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It's like Landover Baptist I suppose.
Has some funny material, extremists are easy targets.
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