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JD_HOGG 
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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
GOD DAMN YOU GEORGE R R Martin! I want the last four months of reading back. So much of the story is now pointless. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
Yah... he's a jerk.

 

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Do you think Ron Paul read them?

 

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Eh.. I liked them. My only gripe was how boring many of the Dany chapters were.

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
yeah, if they'd cut all the boring poop from the show, they could make a good 2 hour movie out of it :P

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
I mostly liked them, but he kept killing people off without any rhyme or reason. He spent countless words building up a character and then kills them without any build up to the killing. Just oh, story getting good - you are dead from something unrelated to the good story.

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
Don't forget that he could have cut at least 200 pages out of the last book by not describing in detail every damn meal a person ate. I don't need a 4 page list of food laid out on the table, thank you very much.

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
He is a little chubby so I can see why he goes for the food description.

 

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Jon Snow is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen. mischief

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
Bork_the_orc posted:
Jon Snow is the daughter of Rhaegar Targaryen. mischief


You can't possibly know that!

SPOILER UNDER HERE

Besides he is dead or will be undead. Piss Off Mr. Martin he was the most awesome character of them all!!!!

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
JD_HOGG posted:
I mostly liked them, but he kept killing people off without any rhyme or reason. He spent countless words building up a character and then kills them without any build up to the killing. Just oh, story getting good - you are dead from something unrelated to the good story.


SPOILERS BELOW.




Jon Snow probably isn't permanently gone. Most people think that Jon warged into Ghost before he died, and Melisandre is going to resurrect his body like Thoros did to Beric Dondorrian and Catelyn/Lady Stoneheart, and how whatshisname did to Gregor Clegane (assumed, not confirmed at this point).

 

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Davos Seaworth? Also a Targaryen!

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
THESE THINGS! HOW DO U NO?????

 

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I assume everyone is a Targaryen until proven otherwise.

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
that's why i stopped at the third book and just pretended everything after the 1st didn't happen

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
I'm still glad I quit halfway through the third book

like a character? they'll die
hate a storyline? it'll drag on forever
forget who is who? doesn't matter, they'll die

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
Ex-remlocke posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
I mostly liked them, but he kept killing people off without any rhyme or reason. He spent countless words building up a character and then kills them without any build up to the killing. Just oh, story getting good - you are dead from something unrelated to the good story.


SPOILERS BELOW.




Jon Snow probably isn't permanently gone. Most people think that Jon warged into Ghost before he died, and Melisandre is going to resurrect his body like Thoros did to Beric Dondorrian and Catelyn/Lady Stoneheart, and how whatshisname did to Gregor Clegane (assumed, not confirmed at this point).



not sure about Gregor Clegane but yeah, Martin himself would not confirm whether Jon was truly dead or alive. I agree with you, I think he did warg into Ghost and may find some way to be resurrected.

 

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JD_HOGG posted:
THESE THINGS! HOW DO U NO?????


Tons of speculation (and spoilers) here:

www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf

 

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Subject: I finished all the A Song of Fire and Ice books...
I loved the first two books, genuinely thought it was the best fantasy series I have ever read. Every new installment gets progressively more tedious and because of the utterly stupid time between books im forced to reread the entire series each time, think im officially done now.

Maybe I will pick them up again when(if) the series is ever completed.

 

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