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List of World's Best and Worst Lovers
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain*
2. Brazil*
3. Italy*
4. France*
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada
*Latin countries [edited by me]
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The Scottish one cracks me up (too loud) Fat Bastard
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Modeeb posted:
3. Sweden (too quick)
How embarrassing for them.
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Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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Modeeb posted:
4. Holland (too dominating)
I'm here to dominate that which is about to be dominated!
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Crooq_Lionfang posted:
Yossarian_42 posted:
Germany is disqualified for being too smelly but France is near the top of best?
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paulg_68 posted:
Modeeb posted:
3. Sweden (too quick)
How embarrassing for them.
We call it efficient.. 
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/denied. There's no such thing as too rough.
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Those all seem like attributes... Well, except maybe smelly and hairy, but to each their own.
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These are 15000 womens opinions.
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the text of the article and the list don't even say the same thing about americans. Obviously this whole thing is suspect.
Besides, what kind of american has sex with foreigners?
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Why single out Germans? ALL foreigners smell bad.
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GrilledCheez posted:
Besides, what kind of american has sex with foreigners?
I don't think they were asking based on personal experience. They just asked 15000 (probably mostly white) women who they thought the best lovers are and why. Probably 95% or more of them have never actually had sex with a Spainard.
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Ireland: too drunk!
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Yeah I'm pretty sure Germans smell better than the French and monkey Spaniards or they were hiding something from me when I went
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Modeeb posted:
WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too much poop)
2. England (toothless)
3. Holland (too stoned)
4. Greece (too corrupt)
5. America (too fat)
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WORLD'S BEST LOVER
1. RHWarrior
2. RHWarrior
3. RHWarrior
4. RHWarrior
5. RHWarrior
I couldn't agree more!
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