Author Topic: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
IMHO 
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 30,884
Registered: Nov 1, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,020
User ID: 490,177
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
I still have one from yesterdays football game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLkmlTZJRKM&feature=related

dancing GO BRONCOS!!!!!!!!! dancing

 

-----signature-----
You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Link to this post
Groucho48 
Posts: 11,206
Registered: Oct 22, '03
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 11,136
User ID: 847,611
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Think I had one from my 13th birthday until I was 17 or so and finally got to put it to good use. <g>


 

-----signature-----
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.” – Richard Feynman
Link to this post
IMHO 
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 30,884
Registered: Nov 1, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,020
User ID: 490,177
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
You a Bronco fan too?

 

-----signature-----
You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Link to this post
Yossarian_42 
Title: RUSH > ALL
Posts: 43,073
Registered: Feb 28, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 40,466
User ID: 651,769
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
"Timmaculate Reception" - Sportscenter

 

-----signature-----
If I have burnt my bridges I will walk on water.
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
My seething wrath and urge for blood is fueled by searing hate.
I'm X X X bitch, triple X rated.
Link to this post
Corky_Aloof 
Posts: 10,689
Registered: Jun 2, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 8,854
User ID: 929,737
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Yup, football thread.

coffee rolling_eyes

 

-----signature-----
skull > cowboy
Link to this post
the_great_intex 
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 30,622
Registered: Jun 27, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 27,363
User ID: 692,453
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
That play was own.

And nope, that's a hell of a long time. Getting a boner watching football would already be weird enough but keeping it for four hours doesn't sound appealing to me at all.

 

-----signature-----
Only those who dare to fail greatly, can ever achieve greatly
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity
The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure
Time Circuits... On. Flux Capacitor.... fluxxing.
Link to this post
imaloon1 
Posts: 25,153
Registered: Sep 15, '03
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 19,758
User ID: 838,293
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Yes and it hurt like a mofo...

 

-----signature-----
The time draws nearer to your fate
Link to this post
__Bonk__ 
Posts: 53,947
Registered: Jul 25, '09
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 53,339
User ID: 1,364,654
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
I find it painful to kiss more than an hour straight. (doesnt happen too often) I love kissing but too much of it causes my body to want to respond a certain way.

grin

 

-----signature-----
I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
Link to this post
Tych2 
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 40,411
Registered: Mar 1, '05
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 33,378
User ID: 1,032,223
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
IMHO posted:
You a Bronco fan too?
I thought you were a Lions fan? Are you a fair weather fan?

 

-----signature-----
We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.
Drill Anwar!
Kapie
Drevid in Tanks
Link to this post
IMHO 
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 30,884
Registered: Nov 1, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,020
User ID: 490,177
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Tych2 posted:
IMHO posted:
You a Bronco fan too?
I thought you were a Lions fan? Are you a fair weather fan?


IMHO posted:
vn_nnanji posted:
I'm confused. I thought you were a Lions boy.

And Moe and IMHO were wearing those icons before they even lost the game!


I grew-up by Detroit. I was a child when I was indoctrinated as a Lions fan. The Lions have never done anything to cheer about. I am a Lions boi.

I have lived in Denver more than half my life, you can't live in Denver and NOT be a Bronco fan. During the Elway years a group of us at the meat packing plant would parade around the block with Bronco flags and in Bronco colors. Cars would honk at us and we would go crazy!! I bleed ORANGE and BLUE!!

I guess I am a half breed, I have two loyalties.

 

-----signature-----
You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Link to this post
Tych2 
Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
Posts: 40,411
Registered: Mar 1, '05
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 33,378
User ID: 1,032,223
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Ahh ok

 

-----signature-----
We have enough youth. What we need is a fountain of smart.
Drill Anwar!
Kapie
Drevid in Tanks
Link to this post
Modeeb 
Title: A Ghost In The Machine
Posts: 47,242
Registered: Apr 19, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 39,997
User ID: 670,238
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
4 hours and no place to put it.

 

-----signature-----
"What is here is there. What is not here is nowhere." Vishvasara Tantra
"Ever tried, Ever Failed. No matter. Try Again.
Fail Again. Fail Better. Samuel Beckett
Link to this post
Azure-TheBlueOne 
Title: Made in Alaska
Posts: 7,936
Registered: Feb 24, '03
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 7,754
User ID: 773,760
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/06/10009107-penis-tattoo-gives-guy-permanent-erection
You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would be a little off-putting, but the 21-year-old Iranian apparently thought it would be a grand idea to have Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed onto his little gentleman.

He was left with a permanent semi-erection as a reminder of just how good the idea was.
Apparently that guy has.

/cringeface

 

-----signature-----
"When the government scares people into thinking it must take their liberties away,
and the people let the Government do it.
They are sheep."
- Judge Andrew Napolitano
http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php
Link to this post
Heladric 
Title: Alcohol Enthusiast
Posts: 39,477
Registered: Jun 3, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,652
User ID: 685,052
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Modeeb posted:
4 hours and no place to put it.



laugh

 

-----signature-----
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
There is not possibly enough room in the VN data store to contain a post outlining all the problems with women. - Abaddon Ambrosius
Link to this post
Kordirn 
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 23,453
Registered: Apr 19, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 23,192
User ID: 915,876
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
__Bonk__ posted:
I find it painful to kiss more than an hour straight. (doesnt happen too often) I love kissing but too much of it causes my body to want to respond a certain way.

grin


Blue balls isn't a joke.

 

-----signature-----
ooOooo oOoOO OOo
Link to this post
Scarne 
Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 27,710
Registered: Jul 23, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 22,798
User ID: 272,061
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
grin

 

-----signature-----
E Pluribus Unum
Link to this post
Yukishiro1 
Posts: 38,362
Registered: Sep 20, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 31,453
User ID: 718,633
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Who the hell kisses for an hour straight without doing anything else?

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
vn_nnanji 
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 71,647
Registered: Jun 30, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 62,027
User ID: 212,537
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
So the takaway here is that IMHO is bi?

 

-----signature-----
Link to this post
Taliesihne 
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 36,223
Registered: Feb 19, '04
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 30,592
User ID: 896,469
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Yukishiro1 posted:
Who the hell kisses for an hour straight without doing anything else?


Not adults, that's for sure.

 

-----signature-----
Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
Link to this post
RHWarrior 
Posts: 5,026
Registered: Sep 30, '09
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 5,021
User ID: 1,372,077
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Heladric posted:
Modeeb posted:
4 hours and no place to put it.



laugh


Zing!

laugh

 

-----signature-----
"Drink coffee - do stupids things faster with more energy! ...and I'm all out of beans..." -me
"You guys need to stop dick riding wow and compare everything to it. It never invented a godamn thing, just made it popular. " -tinkly
Link to this post
__Bonk__ 
Posts: 53,947
Registered: Jul 25, '09
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 53,339
User ID: 1,364,654
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Yukishiro1 posted:
Who the hell kisses for an hour straight without doing anything else?


She told me no more than that would be happening that date

grin

 

-----signature-----
I keep my eyes fixed on the sun!
A change in feeling is a change in destiny.
Link to this post
Yukishiro1 
Posts: 38,362
Registered: Sep 20, '02
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 31,453
User ID: 718,633
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
She sounds bossy.

Also, a woman who kisses you for an hour and says she doesn't want any more is either lying or psycho.

 

-----signature-----
(none)
Link to this post
Moe_Nox 
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 22,319
Registered: Feb 4, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 19,181
User ID: 1,203,840
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
Yuki is almost spot on.
If you can kiss a woman for an hour and she doesn't want more, you're doing it wrong.

 

-----signature-----
The Nanny State cometh
Currency should be bacon cheeseburgers and blow jobs... - Reese
Life at the Outpost: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
Link to this post
IMHO 
Title: Official Outpost Greeter
Posts: 30,884
Registered: Nov 1, '01
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 28,020
User ID: 490,177
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
If you kiss a woman for an hour after a Bronco game like last Sundays game and she doesn't want anymore, She's a Steelers fan and has already been screwed laugh

 

-----signature-----
You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Link to this post
Moe_Nox 
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 22,319
Registered: Feb 4, '07
Extended Info (if available)
Real Post Cnt: 19,181
User ID: 1,203,840
Subject: Have You Ever Had An Erection That Lated Longer Than 4 Hours?
IMHO posted:
GGOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLL!

 

-----signature-----
The Nanny State cometh
Currency should be bacon cheeseburgers and blow jobs... - Reese
Life at the Outpost: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
Link to this post

Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional Powered by PHP