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Reapist
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.
''What a coincidence!" said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized Eggs."
"That's great!" said the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence!"
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I don't get it.
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pkhere
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"I wish I could lag during sex." - Reapist
Jezza, so you know, you've been moved to the
number 1 spot of my list of people
with horrible taste on the board. -Wolfgar-
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Unarmed-Yarr
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notmforce2k posted:
I don't get it.
she used a stunt cock
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Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
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The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.
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Mangler_SC
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Onslaught. posted:
The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.
A chick who got knocked up by stepping out on her husband is already bereft of morals. Getting a drink while preggers only solidifies this.
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Reapist
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Onslaught. posted:
The humor of the joke is ruined for me by the "I just found out I'm pregnant" lady at a bar part.
That's a very sobering thing to hear when it may be your own.
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pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired.
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I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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winga
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Oh I get it... she cheated... and is drinking. haha... funny... right?
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LOL AIDS
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