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__Bonk__ 
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They dropped it off and they usually leave the keys someplace on the truck. They didn't this time. Wonder if I'm getting fired today from my bad job

 

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NuEM 
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Keep us updated on this story.

 

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Lol my life is such a joke. No word from anyone. They are all probably still in bed

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Why aren't you anyways?

 

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__Bonk__ 
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My sucky job requires me to get up extra early. Today is a long driving day of about 250 miles too

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Driving can be fun.

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Just how much more pathetic can I be? Oh yeah, I'm getting fired from a crappy job. Job 1, Bonk 0.



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__Bonk__ 
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Life is not easy

This route goes through tons of people too. I only got the job because it was such a horrible route

Still no word from anyone.

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__Bonk__ posted:
I've got plenty of excuses as to why I suck at life. Life being difficult is my best one yet.

 

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Then do the route like a pro and smile and next time make sure someone else gets it.

 

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Sobaki when compared to some people I suck at life. Compared to others I'm doing pretty good considering my background. Same could be said about your life Sobaki.

I won't get mad at you because I consider the source

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Any word yet?

I am riveted and will be camping this thread.

 

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__Bonk__ 
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Nope. If I'm not fired or laid off I'm going to cut my route short and do the long drive up to Sumas on Thursday

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Are the keys on top of the tires?

 

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You should consider relocating. There doesn't seem to be much opportunity where you are living now.

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Sobaki when compared to some people I suck at life. Compared to others I'm doing pretty good considering my background. Same could be said about your life Sobaki.

I won't get mad at you because I consider the source

grin


laugh at you thinking I'm mad.

 

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He didn't say you were mad.

 

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Did they Drop the truck off at your home or at the company?

 

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Are the keys above the visor?
always check above the visor first.

 

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instead of keeping the outpost updated, you should be looking for a new job. stop being such a clod.

 

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Bonk I bet you could get the job of being campaign manager for Vermin Supreme!

/GO FOR IT!!!

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Does Bonk still have a job?

Were the keys dropped off after all?

Is Bonks boss currently being fed through a wood chipper?

 

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I demand resolution to this riveting tale!

 

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Srsly!

 

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So what happened? Was the truck dropped off at your apt?

 

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Well I think I'm a bit paranoid and stupid. Perhaps this is why I fail at life. Being crazy plus stupid is a recipe for failure

First they did fix my truck. I didnt notice the new switch for the light

Neither me or the guy in the office mentioned they need to put the keys on the dipstick. I figured teh guy in the office would and they've been doing that for the last six months since I've had the truck

The keys were in the office on this womans desk. After waiting for my boss to call he told me to call her and she said, "Oh I thought those keys were the spare keys."

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__Bonk__ posted:
Well I think I'm a bit paranoid and stupid.
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__Bonk__ posted:
Lol my life is such a joke.



This says it all....JFC stop drilling yourself, there are plenty of other dicks that will do that!!!

 

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