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Named Not Sure. Gonna be an archer. As much as I put into dagger before I never used it. I switched back and forth between one hand and a bow. I think 'll go bow only and build up some other skills. I already know how to rip off a shop and just ripped the Riverwood traders dick off and fed it back to him. And he smiled.
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LOL!!!!
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Should have called him "Morning"
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elf named sue
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-Kruugar- posted:
Should have called him "Morning"
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Make sure he joins the Stormcloaks -- they love elves.
And remember that wood elves ONLY eat meat ... They are forbidden to eat plants -- kind of odd lore that.
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silvadel2 posted:
Make sure he joins the Stormcloaks -- they love elves.
And remember that wood elves ONLY eat meat ... They are forbidden to eat plants -- kind of odd lore that.
I have a wood elf.. what happens if I eat plants? lol
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Orc warrior here, put me in the middle of the battle. Tried the elf/ bow combo and didn't care for it.
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lol@ elf joining the rebels.
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silvadel2 posted:
Make sure he joins the Stormcloaks -- they love elves.
And remember that wood elves ONLY eat meat ... They are forbidden to eat plants -- kind of odd lore that.
Even for learning for alchemy?
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They are also cannibals. Just giving you lore.
Technically the game shouldnt let you with regard to alchemy plant parts -- it probably does though.
It is called "the green pact."
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This guy is much m0ore powerful than my Nord warrior. I plinked the big frist spider without and potions, I plinked the Ice Troll but did drink 3 potions. My Nord guy died a lot to the spider even with potions before I got lucky and never could kill the Ice Troll alone as such a low level.
It's interesting to that I pick ingredients everywhere I go. Learning the mechanics of the game really helps.
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At least you know the second time around to not bother with the guild quests. So frickin lame. Hey new guy! Oh, thanks for doing two things for us. We want you to be leader now!
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At least you know the second time around to not bother with the guild quests. So frickin lame. Hey new guy! Oh, thanks for doing two things for us. We want you to be leader now!
Actually a lot of times that is how it works.
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JD_HOGG posted:
At least you know the second time around to not bother with the guild quests. So frickin lame. Hey new guy! Oh, thanks for doing two things for us. We want you to be leader now!
Actually a lot of times that is how it works.
A stranger walks into a bar. He gets a few quests to load the dishwasher and empty some trash cans, before he gets the monumental task of throwing out a rowdy drunk. Then the rest of the employees ask him to take over as bar manager and they start paying him a cut out of the cash register. But he still gets quests to take out the trash and empty the dishwasher.
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silvadel2 posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
At least you know the second time around to not bother with the guild quests. So frickin lame. Hey new guy! Oh, thanks for doing two things for us. We want you to be leader now!
Actually a lot of times that is how it works.
A stranger walks into a bar. He gets a few quests to load the dishwasher and empty some trash cans, before he gets the monumental task of throwing out a rowdy drunk. Then the rest of the employees ask him to take over as bar manager and they start paying him a cut out of the cash register. But he still gets quests to take out the trash and empty the dishwasher.
sigh, so many of those tasks ingame are about as tedious as taking out the trash.
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Reapist posted:
This guy is much m0ore powerful than my Nord warrior. I plinked the big frist spider without and potions, I plinked the Ice Troll but did drink 3 potions. My Nord guy died a lot to the spider even with potions before I got lucky and never could kill the Ice Troll alone as such a low level.
It's interesting to that I pick ingredients everywhere I go. Learning the mechanics of the game really helps.
How the hell did you die to that spider?
I'm playing a Dunmer my first time through, I just waltzed in the room and blasted him with fire, then backed out into the hallway where he couldn't get in because the doorway was too small...popped back in when he ran back over to the webbed guy, nuked him more, rinse and repeat until I was out of magicka, then wandered in and finished him off with the sword. I don't think I even got below 3/4 health.
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I had to walk up to him and start wacking with a crap sword.
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Ok let's say you're dead-set on capping alchemy. You have two ways to go about this. You can...
A) Buy and harvest every ingredient you see, make potions, do a lot of fast traveling around to buy/sell as needed, spending a few days at it.
B) Buy a few fortify alchemy items, drink a Fortify Restoration potion, remove items, exit the item menu, go back to item menu and wear them again. Make another - this time more powerful fortify restoration potion. Drink that, and repeat. In less than 5 minutes, you'll be at max alchemy because you'll make a potion worth over a million gold. Sell it to the merchant and you'll instantly have 100 speechcraft.
Which do you do?
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Ok let's say you're dead-set on capping alchemy. You have two ways to go about this. You can...
A) Buy and harvest every ingredient you see, make potions, do a lot of fast traveling around to buy/sell as needed, spending a few days at it.
B) Buy a few fortify alchemy items, drink a Fortify Restoration potion, remove items, exit the item menu, go back to item menu and wear them again. Make another - this time more powerful fortify restoration potion. Drink that, and repeat. In less than 5 minutes, you'll be at max alchemy because you'll make a potion worth over a million gold. Sell it to the merchant and you'll instantly have 100 speechcraft.
Which do you do?
Even if you don't get a million gold from the merchant in return?
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
Ok let's say you're dead-set on capping alchemy. You have two ways to go about this. You can...
A) Buy and harvest every ingredient you see, make potions, do a lot of fast traveling around to buy/sell as needed, spending a few days at it.
B) Buy a few fortify alchemy items, drink a Fortify Restoration potion, remove items, exit the item menu, go back to item menu and wear them again. Make another - this time more powerful fortify restoration potion. Drink that, and repeat. In less than 5 minutes, you'll be at max alchemy because you'll make a potion worth over a million gold. Sell it to the merchant and you'll instantly have 100 speechcraft.
Which do you do?
Even if you don't get a million gold from the merchant in return?
Yeah, it's based on the value of the item, not how much gold you get.
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Haha that's great
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Haha that's great
Only half as great as making a bunch of Fortify Enchantment potions while your Fortify Alchemy effect is juiced up to +68,998,621%.
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Of course it can corrupt your game but good.
If you are going to do that you might as well do it the right way and get an ogham infinitum and just max out your skills.
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Corruption be damned, save the game before you do it so you can resume your normal play. It's fun to make a weapon that does 10,000 damage and one hits anything, specifically guards. You can play the Skyrim version of Duke Nukem and battle a never-ending wave of guards.
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