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Audrey is a Moonie!

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Modeeb 
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My pet is an angel.

 

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Manegarm 
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satanist.

 

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Derasio 
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Rastafarian

 

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Halloweve 
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pastafarian

 

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Bonzoboy1 
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Since my dog is a German Sheppard I guess she is Lutheran.

 

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Thugoneous 
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The cats are militant atheist.

The dogs are satanist.

 

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Mine follows copyism

 

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Aerlinthian 
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Hmm, what would a reptile follow? thinking

 

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__Bonk__ 
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Reptiles are crappy pets

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Aerlinthian 
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No, they are good pets, they just aren't good in the same ways as the more common pet types.

 

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__Bonk__ 
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They have no affection towards you

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Aerlinthian 
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Yeah so? Not all pets are good in the same way. You can appreciate them for what they offer and not expect that which they are not capable of providing.

 

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__Bonk__ 
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Well its nice to have a pet like you. I reptile would eat you and your family if given the chance. So many people have their pet snakes attack them and their family

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ZartanAround 
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i had a pet scorpion that was Buddhist who's name, ironically, was Abraxas.
He died at the end of a long fast that was largely due to my refusing to feed him.

they are pretty trippy cause they glow in blacklight.

 

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what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?
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I didn't know that.

That is actually pretty cool.


My dog obviously worships me and as such is a bobvilla-ite.

I make him wear tool belts and he does the frame work and mudding.

 

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My cat follows the religion of "you wake me up again and you're dead" Religion.

 

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Your cat is angry

 

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Aerlinthian 
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You would be angry to if your dick was spiked and you hacked up hair balls.

 

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