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My fortune cookie girlfriend tried wearing whipped cream and it was a disaster.
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I don't know why she chose chocolate whipped cream, but it dripped everywhere.
She didn't even offer to swing by today and help clean up the carpet. The next time I'm at her place I should cover myself in grape jam and roll around.
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Sounds reasonable.
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as a mustache?
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thankfully we have Brit here to counteract Sith's stories!
dont use grape jam...that cleans up...use peanut butter!
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She should have used vaseline: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE
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BritonGuy
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-Abysmal- posted:
thankfully we have Brit here to counteract Sith's stories!
I think SWTOR already did that for us. The rage is palpable.
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gfy!
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BritonGuy
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there's no call for that .Korn.
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