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Before you read to the end, does anybody know what the main ingredient of WD-40 is? Don't lie and don't cheat. WD-40. Who knew; I had a neighbor who bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do.... Probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck.

I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew? 'Water Displacement #40'. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a 'water displacement' compound.. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40. The Convair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you... When you read the 'shower door' part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top ... Viola! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.

WD-40 uses:

1. Protects silver from tarnishing.

2. Removes road tar and grime from cars.

3. Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.

4. Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making them slippery.

5.. Keeps flies off cows.

6. Restores and cleans chalkboards.

7. Removes lipstick stains.

8. Loosens stubborn zippers.

9. Untangles jewelry chains.

10. Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.

11. Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.

12. Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.

13. Removes tomato stains from clothing.

14. Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.

15. Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16. Keeps scissors working smoothly..

17. Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes.

18. It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.

19. Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!

20. Gives a children's playground gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

21. Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers...

22.. Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.

23. Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open..

24. Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25. Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.

26. Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27. Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans

28. Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.

29. Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30. Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

31. Removes splattered grease on stove.

32. Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.

33. Lubricates prosthetic limbs.

34. Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).

35. Removes all traces of duct tape.

36. Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.

37. Florida 's favorite use is: 'cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.'

38. The favorite use in the state of New York , WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.

39. WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a little on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.

40. Use it for fire ant bites.. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.

41. WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.

42. Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, satur ate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and rewash. Presto! The lipstick is gone!

43. If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.

P.S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.

 

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so it is also good for the heart?


nerd

do ya know what the main ingredient is of red food coloring is???

















bugs!

 

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You mean like a sticky valve?

 

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LOL

 

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Yeah you both should eat wd-40 regularly.

 

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TickyAtack posted:
Yeah you both should eat wd-40 regularly.




this from experience?

tongue

 

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The red food coloring thing is totally true too.

 

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pkhere posted:
so it is also good for the heart?

nerd

do ya know what the main ingredient is of red food coloring is???

bugs!


Only in carmine, not Red 40.

 

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TickyAtack posted:
The red food coloring thing is totally true too.



yeah I saw that on tv a long time ago

freaky

 

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Fish oil gives me the squirts.

 

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I'm surprised no one is calling shennanigans. WD-40 does not have fish oil in it. That is an urban legend.

 

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Reapist posted:
I'm surprised no one is calling shennanigans. WD-40 does not have fish oil in it. That is an urban legend.



that's why I suggested you eat wd-40 regularly.

 

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One of my more derp moments in life:

During the winter, I open my window alot to let in cool air. It's a sliding window, and the track gets sticky from all the fine dust here in the desert, so I have a can of WD-40 on my desk. Right next to it is a can of 'air' i use to clean out my keyboard/computer case.

One night after work I went to clean out my keyboard. Guess which can I accidentally grabbed? plain

 

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Oh it was clean alright! Then more dust stuck to it.

 

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It kills cockroaches, too.

 

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I once froze a wasp to a screen with the canned air stuff. grin

 

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can of wd-40 + bic lighter + hornet nest = win


bonus win if you've had 12 or more beers.

 

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HeartView posted:
I once froze a wasp to a screen with the canned air stuff. grin


I used to to that to the wasps that would make nests under my skylights in the old house. Little bastards.

 

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the problem with it, is that it collects dirt in it, so in the long run it's not really good for your window or sliding door track. you're better off using a dry lubricant that won't attract more dirt.

 

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Wikipedia says no to the fish oil.

 

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caffeino00 posted:
Wikipedia says no to the fish oil.


Oh noes!

 

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AkagiyamaMissile posted:
One of my more derp moments in life:

During the winter, I open my window alot to let in cool air. It's a sliding window, and the track gets sticky from all the fine dust here in the desert, so I have a can of WD-40 on my desk. Right next to it is a can of 'air' i use to clean out my keyboard/computer case.

One night after work I went to clean out my keyboard. Guess which can I accidentally grabbed? plain


Oh man that would suck...didnt spray long I hope lol.

 

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