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Topic: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night

-Accident- Title: Waiting to happen Posts: 16,541 Registered: Aug 24, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,161 User ID: 41,169	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	So in my dream, the government was taken over by these fascists and they were coming after everybody. I was with a whole bunch of people in some massive gathering in a warehouse or something when it happened. In the confusion, my husband fled, and I was trying to figure out how to get away or where to go or anything. I walked up to a car where someone I knew was getting in with her kid; I asked if they could take me with them, and they agreed, but before I could get in the car, the two married gay guys that cut my husband's and my hair pulled up and told me to get in their car instead, so I did. I rode away with the gay hairdressers and made a quick stop at a beautiful park where people were playing with these adorable fluffy baby animals -- chicks, kittens, puppies, etc. I took a minute (away from fleeing for our lives) to cuddle a couple of very fluffy and cute kittens, and wept when we had to leave. [And yes, I am well aware that those weren't really fluffy baby animals. I hate my brain sometimes.] At some point we were chased by the police and the road ran out and became grass, because no one had been maintaining it. We arrived finally at a huge building that mostly housed a smithy, and which quickly became a center of resistance. Some fascist dude stopped by and tried to arrest me, whereupon I told him I wouldn't go quietly and pulled a butter knife on him. Things would have gone ill for me at that point, but this enormous fighter came up out of nowhere with a rather more sophisticated butter-knife-resembling-weapon and BISECTED the other guy with it. At that point we knew that we were going to have a real resistance movement. Later this other fascist guy came over for dinner and threatened us. I pulled my butter knife on him, and he pulled his. One of the gay hairdressers stepped in to ameliorate things and showed the fascist to the door. The end. tl;dr: Fascists took over the government; I set up a resistance movement with the help of two married gay hairdressers and a butter knife; and my brain inserts kittens where it really means babies, because it hates me. -----signature----- I realize now I do not fear death. I fear my daughter will not be free when I die. - NR, #iranelection
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	Freud would say you are struggling with your lessening resistance to be taken over by two gay hairdresser[s] who use butter for lube. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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-Accident- Title: Waiting to happen Posts: 16,541 Registered: Aug 24, '00 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,161 User ID: 41,169	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	regulator_cracka posted: Freud would say you are struggling with your lessening resistance to be taken over by two gay hairdresser[s] who use butter for lube. interesting, but probably not. -----signature----- I realize now I do not fear death. I fear my daughter will not be free when I die. - NR, #iranelection
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regulator_cracka Title: They finally recognized greatness. Posts: 22,259 Registered: Jan 6, '09 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 22,219 User ID: 1,343,795	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	-Accident- posted: regulator_cracka posted: Freud would say you are struggling with your lessening resistance to be taken over by two gay hairdresser[s] who use butter for lube. interesting, but probably not. Freud said you would say that. -----signature----- Self Appointed Smart Ass - Level 80 If you think my opinion is idiotic, re-read yours. Dont worry I will give my opinion anyways. The PvP MMO is NOT a "niche" market, Mythic is just a "niche" company.
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Reapist Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster Posts: 74,991 Registered: Dec 20, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 74,235 User ID: 559,475	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	Ahh my favorite. Threatening dinner hosts. -----signature----- pkhere: Jebus sometimes you make my arse tired. Referring to illegal aliens as 'immigrants' is the same as referring to shoplifters as 'shoppers' - Dorvinion I'd feel bad for Satriani but he got himself into it. - allmightybob_MLF
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Albdestroyer Posts: 5,165 Registered: Sep 24, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 5,165 User ID: 1,173,396	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	TL;DR -----signature----- (none)
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-Foxy- Title: Moderator Ãœber Brat Posts: 110,094 Registered: May 29, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 107,357 User ID: 683,944	Subject: dear ACF blog: so I had this epic long dream last night
	means you need to relax, you are a mess of conflicting emotions. that will be 500 bucks, thanks! -----signature----- Long suffering vassal to Xarkath, U.P. - Forever and ever
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