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I got very weird body odour, I go through tons of deodorant to mask it so I can be around people without them looking disgusted, but for some strange reason animals LOVE my BO...They shove their snouts on my armpits and snort me like I was cocaine.

 

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I got very weird body odour, I go through tons of deodorant to mask it so I can be around people without them looking disgusted, but for some strange reason animals LOVE my BO...They shove their snouts on my armpits and snort me like I was cocaine.





my BO is normal...but my female cat drooled and rolled around in my shirt puts like it was laced with catnip....only mine until my brother moved in....then she also did it to his.....so it must be some sort of family genetic scent thing

 

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There is a guy that is a night stocker at a local Walmart I really feel sorry for him.Its clear he bathes and is hygienic but he has a smell that you start smelling about two full isles away and it definitely doesn't get better as you get closer(BO with sewage overtones).That has to really make life a pain in the ass.

 

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Subject: I have strange BO
My brother has strange BO too. Shower twice a day and perhaps even in the middle of the day go to the bathroom and wash up. Check online to see if there is deodorant for this and perhaps go ask your doctor about it too.

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ineenia posted:
There is a guy that is a night stocker at a local Walmart I really feel sorry for him.Its clear he bathes and is hygienic but he has a smell that you start smelling about two full isles away and it definitely doesn't get better as you get closer(BO with sewage overtones).That has to really make life a pain in the ass.


Almost all of you have that. I hear it's how Cabby's mom marks her "territory"

 

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Too much hygiene can do that too. Destroy all the "good" bacterias and the bad ones will move in and bring the stink.

 

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You're European of course you have a strange BO.

 

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sleep

 

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Try changing you're diet.

 

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Try changing your dictionary.

 

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Tych2 posted:
You're European of course you have a strange BO.


 

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Tych2 posted:
You're European of course you have a strange BO.





not like you are any different, you smell like dick all the time i bet, stop rubbing so many onto yourself


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laugh I love how I affect you!!

Where are you from you smelly foreigner?

 

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I have terrible BO, but if I shower in the morning I am fine. If I shower in the evening I stink by about lunchtime no matter what I do. So I always just shower in the morning.

I suppose I may stink in bed.

 

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BubbleDude posted:
Try changing your dictionary.




Grammatical error not a spelling error.

 

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Try changing your diet.

 

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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Tych2 posted:
You're European of course you have a strange BO.





not like you are any different, you smell like dick all the time i bet, stop rubbing so many onto yourself


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Says our resident expert on how dick smells.

 

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GrilledCheez posted:
I have terrible BO, but if I shower in the morning I am fine. If I shower in the evening I stink by about lunchtime no matter what I do. So I always just shower in the morning.

I suppose I may stink in bed.



Washing your sheets and blankets more than once a year will help with that.

 

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Pretty sure this isn't an affliction, but rather the inherent biological ability of Scandinavians to attract reindeer.

 

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vn_nnanji posted:
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Tych2 posted:
You're European of course you have a strange BO.





not like you are any different, you smell like dick all the time i bet, stop rubbing so many onto yourself


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Says our resident expert on how dick smells.




shut the fuck up asshole and only talk to me when you have learnt your 4th chord old man !

 

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Tych2 posted:
laugh I love how I affect you!!

Where are you from you smelly foreigner?




i ain't affected dick rubber.....


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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
shut the fuck up asshole and only talk to me when you have learnt your 4th chord old man !



Lmao.. meltdown tears from heaven

 

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Coriolus posted:
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
shut the fuck up asshole and only talk to me when you have learnt your 4th chord old man !



Lmao.. meltdown tears from heaven



you believe in heaven ? OMG YOU ARE SO DUMB !


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my dad used to work with a guy who had some strange smell about him.
he and my dad were friends and would get together to play guitar every few months or so. the dude had kids my age at the time.

this guys whole house had some strange smell that i could smell as soon as they opened their front door. his son had it too.
i have no idea what it was but it was rather foul.
at some point in my young life, this family moved to florida near where we would vacation a lot.
we stopped by their new house one year and it too stank like the last place.

if we met these people in public, id smell them coming from a mile away.

i hated visiting these people.
not sure if anyone else in my family could smell it or not. i never asked.

 

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Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
Coriolus posted:
Orwyn_Blackheart posted:
shut the fuck up asshole and only talk to me when you have learnt your 4th chord old man !



Lmao.. meltdown tears from heaven



you believe in heaven ? OMG YOU ARE SO DUMB !


laugh


Yes, in outpost heaven it doesn't get too much better than this.. watching noobs like you meltdown.

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dick smeller laugh

 

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Wow he really did meltdown. laugh

I'm glad I didn't ask Oral_Butthurt how dicks taste. I'm sure he knows the answer but it clearly wouldn't be good for his blood pressure.

 

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laugh What a moron.

 

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I didnt think of diet until it was mentioned in this thread. That too me is very, very likely Test!

What strange crap do you eat over there in Reindeer land?

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Must be some kind of liberal affliction..... GOD HATH SMITTEN THEE WITH ARSE FUNK! Apparently he thought it would be funny to watch you guys stank



Have a nice day! Tons of DO and shower and wash your drawers more than 1 time a week

 

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Change your underwear every day and wash your sheets once a week

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Why, test, why?

 

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My brother's girlfriend is like this. Whenever she comes over the whole place starts smelling awful. She also uses an awful perfume to try to mask it which doesn't work and just makes it even worse.

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
I didnt think of diet until it was mentioned in this thread. That too me is very, very likely Test!

What strange crap do you eat over there in Reindeer land?

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Blood food is good food! drooling

 

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I'd say smelling good might be even more important than looking good.

 

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