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She sent me a text today and started talking dirty. She wants to bang me. Not sure if I should...
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Sure.
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Whats her number?
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Give her FD's number
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nope
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Bad, bad idea. Cans of worms will be opened, it will get messy.
Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..
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Everyone else did while you were married, so why not.
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_sooz_ posted:
Bad, bad idea. Cans of worms will be opened, it will get messy.
Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..
So put away my forks before I hit?
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Itab posted:
_sooz_ posted:
Bad, bad idea. Cans of worms will be opened, it will get messy.
Remember: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye..
So put away my forks before I hit?
More like put your penis away 
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this thread is useless w/o pics
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this thread is useless w/o pics
If I hit, I will have pics on acf4.
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ask to bring your girlfriend as well
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Crush that pussy!
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Now we are getting somewhere. What can I do that would make it horrible and hilarious?
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Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex
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Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex
Why?
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if you don't someone else will, you could be that someone else
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bang her hard
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I always w /self-loathing rant anted to be someone else
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Why not?
We did.
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Itab posted:
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Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex
Why?
I'm not really sure why I found it more erotic. I think it was a combination of the fact that I was doing other women and she knew it, and it still made her jealous, so she'd throw everything she had at me. That, and I didn't have to deal with relationship BS anymore.
For her, I think it was the jealousy factor. We had sex like 8 times in one day, once, while technically 'exes'. Then I went home and my roommate and his girlfriend had a friend over, and 15 minutes after meeting her she was naked in my bed. The ex found out and pounced on me the next day, eager to prove she was better.
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She is the ex for a reason 
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y you no tab her?
ps ex's are ex's for a reason. move on.
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Varece posted:
She is the ex for a reason
Not for that reason though lol
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Itab posted:
Dark_EternalFF posted:
Some of the best sex I ever had was sex with the ex
Why?
I'm not really sure why I found it more erotic. I think it was a combination of the fact that I was doing other women and she knew it, and it still made her jealous, so she'd throw everything she had at me. That, and I didn't have to deal with relationship BS anymore.
For her, I think it was the jealousy factor. We had sex like 8 times in one day, once, while technically 'exes'. Then I went home and my roommate and his girlfriend had a friend over, and 15 minutes after meeting her she was naked in my bed. The ex found out and pounced on me the next day, eager to prove she was better.
I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.
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it could be some sort of trap. Like she needs more child support.
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Itab posted:
I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.
So bang her, then bang her friend. Problem solved.
Also get a vasectomy first
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Itab posted:
I think she only wants to out of jellyousy. I've been getting close with one of her friends and she doesn't like that. But I knew the girl long before I met my ex. so I'm not doing it to be a dick.
So bang her, then bang her friend. Problem solved.
Also get a vasectomy first
This might just work.
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suntzukali2 posted:
it could be some sort of trap. Like she needs more child support.
Condom or anal are the only solution.
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Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.
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Kordirn posted:
Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.
What about sideways?
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Itab posted:
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Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.
What about sideways?
Jumping jacks.
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Bitches be crazy. Take that as you will.
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There is a statute of limitation that allows her to reopen the divorce settlement if you start up relations with her again. (it varies by state)
I hope your divorce for your sake was a lot of years, ago, otherwise you are allowing yourself to be setup.
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Itab posted:
Kordirn posted:
Nah if shes on top she can't get pregnant. Thats the power of gravity.
What about sideways?
Jumping jacks.
There we go!
Maybe a tampon with a long rope.
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There is a statute of limitation that allows her to reopen the divorce settlement if you start up relations with her again. (it varies by state)
I hope your divorce for your sake was a lot of years, ago, otherwise you are allowing yourself to be setup.
I need to Google this....
Did your ex do this when you effed her to get your oregano back?
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someone told me once they read if you just sleep in the same house over night they can make you restart a divorce. the wait time and all. redo it all over again.
no idea if it was true or not.
might want to really check that out.
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If you don't encounter her in your life, don't have kids, and the divorce is 100% finalized including all asset issues, do whatever you want. Otherwise hit the gym, delete her from Facebook, and lawyer up.
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I don't have money so I should be good either way.
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My ex-wife tried to reopen the divorce settlement over the dog. It was denied.
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Hyper lost oregano
what are you willing to lose?
i think it's a bad idea, she's an ex for a reason
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But you got the oregano in the end....right?
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tap it, don't look back though.
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I would only hit once...maybe twice.
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If you don't, I will.
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Itab posted:
But you got the oregano in the end....right?
Nope I had to special order Greek oregano, and now I circumvented that problem by growing it.
I haven't seen my ex in over a year and after the attempt to re-open the divorce I have only spoken to her a few times, I basically cut all friendship ties then.
Friends don't try to sue each other.
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What a stone cold bitch dude.
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You shouldn't but you will
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My lawyer told me not to worry they don't reopen over pets.
I figure that since she works for the divorce court over there, some Attorney wanted to get into her pants and did it for her after feeding her a line of crap about what he could do, my only hope was that she had to put out for nothing, haha.
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Kanga_Roo posted:
You shouldn't but you will
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Hyperimiator posted:
My lawyer told me not to worry they don't reopen over pets.
I figure that since she works for the divorce court over there, some Attorney wanted to get into her pants and did it for her after feeding her a line of crap about what he could do, my only hope was that she had to put out for nothing, haha.
Lmao.
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I seriously lol'd for 5 minutes straight when I read that. Mac Lethal is the isht.
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[face_thinks_about_it_for_0.0000000000001_seconds] Yes.
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Seems... bad.
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I can't believe you are asking yourself this.
It's not like it's going to end up in re-marriage and you get 4 kids out of the deal (not if you're smart that is).
Nail her whenever and wherever it's good for you to do so.
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this neokarnak guy is way cooler than that old karnak guy
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this neokarnak guy is way cooler than that old karnak guy
Still bugs me that I was never able to get the better of you in PK in AC. Not even once.
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of course you should...BUT make sure to take precautions to ensure you don't knock her up...
don't take her word on birth control either....that leaves two options...condom or pull out and make her swallow
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Hyperimiator posted:
My ex-wife tried to reopen the divorce settlement over the dog. It was denied.
Once it's open it's a lot easier to slip in other things.
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I had a girl leave me after being together for 3 years and despite the fact we were two weeks away from our wedding day.
I banged her every chance I got for about 6 months after she moved out.
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tell her you don't do vanilla anymore and if she wants to get it on she better know how to sub. maybe send her the message along with a pic of a leather ball gag or leather cuffs.
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Itab posted:
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this thread is useless w/o pics
If I hit, I will have pics on acf4.
Ok, I say hit it.
I wanna see pics
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Lithium_Power posted:
Itab posted:
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this thread is useless w/o pics
If I hit, I will have pics on acf4.
Ok, I say hit it.
I wanna see pics
I was going to say no but curiosity is getting the better of me.... so yes assuming pics.
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GrimTempest posted:
tell her you don't do vanilla anymore and if she wants to get it on she better know how to sub. maybe send her the message along with a pic of a leather ball gag or leather cuffs.
 ]This one should work.
Rho
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so what have you decided ?
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Walker_ID posted:
of course you should...BUT make sure to take precautions to ensure you don't knock her up...
don't take her word on birth control either....that leaves two options...condom or pull out and make her swallow
Option 2 is my plan.
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so what have you decided ?
Bj. Seemed like the best route. No preggers. Still gonna tty for pics.
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