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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
Like are you a shaker to the point of playing with it, or more of a quick wiggle?

 

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shake what?

 

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piss boy piss

 

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Potty.

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
oh that, i dont shake it at all... i roll it up from the bottom like a toothpaste tube.

 

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Cuttlery posted:
Potty.


poopy

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
You can shake it, you can squeeze it you can bang it on the wall, but you gotta put it in your pants for that last damn drop to fall.

 

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When, as in during?

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
Well if you shake it when you pee thats fine too, was thinking more post pee I guess.

 

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If you had a 360 degree toilet you could twirl around like a sprinkler.

 

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But how would you get out?

 

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No longer than half an hour.

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
BritonGuy posted:
If you had a 360 degree toilet you could twirl around like a sprinkler.


This is why the world is my toilet.

 

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I don't know, I lose count because I just keep on going until well you know.

 

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winga posted:
But how would you get out?
the same way the tidy bowl man does.

 

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winga posted:
But how would you get out?


Sling your thing like a string and swing out.

 

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I do it until I am bored.

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
it's wrong to touch your penis, so I ask the guy the next urinal over to kindly shake it for me.

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
also dont wipe your tip with toilet paper....it feels weird on the peen

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
None, just put it back in and let my plastic underwear worry about it

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
i use a wringer


http://www.disasterstuff.com/store/pc/Hand-Wringer-94p1171.htm

 

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acf has hit rock bottom

 

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acf has hit rock bottom

It's been worse in the past.

 

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You can shake it
You can squeeze it
You can bang it against the wall
But you have to put it
In your pants
To make that last drop fall.


Rho

 

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winga posted:
FineYoungCannibals posted:
acf has hit rock bottom
It's been worse in the past.
Source?

 

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Subject: When you pee how many times do you shake it?
Eh, a couple shakes. Only takes a second or two.

 

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Reapist posted:
You can shake it, you can squeeze it you can bang it on the wall, but you gotta put it in your pants for that last damn drop to fall.


Rhodoman posted:
You can shake it
You can squeeze it
You can bang it against the wall
But you have to put it
In your pants
To make that last drop fall.


Rho


Sneezy

 

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until I get all the piss off... I hate putting it back down and having a drop run down my leg.

 

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Ah-Schoo posted:
Reapist posted:
You can shake it, you can squeeze it you can bang it on the wall, but you gotta put it in your pants for that last damn drop to fall.


Rhodoman posted:
You can shake it
You can squeeze it
You can bang it against the wall
But you have to put it
In your pants
To make that last drop fall.


Rho






maybe they have experience with each others penis?

 

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I shake it until the toilet gets a semen chaser.

 

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As many times as it takes, every time is different.

 

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regulator_cracka posted:
As many times as it takes, every time is different.


this..especially as i get older.

every pee is an adventure. tongue

 

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winga posted:
But how would you get out?


elevator toilet.

 

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'til I come.

 

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