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Now read what she wrote and what she did for a living:
Lola Montez was an Irish-born dancer and courtesan. Her friends, lovers, and clients included Franz List, Alexandre Dumas, and King Ludwig I of Bavaria, who rewarded her affections by making her (briefly) a countess. In 1851, she came to the United States and in San Francisco, first performed her notorious “Spider Danceâ€â€”in which she pretended to be bitten by a spider, flailing and wiggling in a way calculated to induce maximum lust in the mostly male audience. In 1858, she published The Arts of Beauty: or, Secrets of a Lady’s Toilet, excerpted below.
On makeup:
If Satan has ever had any direct agency in inducing woman to spoil or deform her own beauty, it must have been in tempting her to use paints and enamelling. Nothing so effectually writes memento mori on the cheek of beauty as this ridiculous and culpable practice. Ladies ought to know that it is a sure spoiler of the skin, and good taste ought to teach them that it is a frightful distorter and deformer of the natural beauty of the “human face divine.â€â€¦ And let no woman imagine that the men do not readily detect this poisonous mask upon the skin. Many a time have I seen a gentleman shrink from saluting a brilliant lady, as though it was a death’s head he were compelled to kiss.
On hair:
Without a fine head of hair no woman can be really beautiful. A combination of perfect features, united in one person, would all go for naught without that crowning excellence of beautiful hair. Take the handsomest woman that ever lived—one with the finest eyes, a perfect nose, an expanded forehead, a charming face, and a pair of lips that beat the ripest and reddest cherries of summer—and shave her head, and what a fright would she be! The dogs would bark at, and run from her in the street.
Two pieces of advice to gentlemen:
You must not dance as a mere pastime and as an occasional amusement, but you must devote yourself to it as a business and a religion. Dance with all the might of your body, and all the fire of your soul, in order that you may shake all melancholy out of your liver; and you need not restrain yourself with the apprehension that any lady will have the least fear that the violence of your movements will ever shake anything out of your brains.
If you invite a lady to go to the theatre, neglect not to leave her, and go out to drink with your male friends between each act, as this will show her that you have confidence that she can protect herself; and if you can fall asleep during the play, it will be a great thing for you, as it will show that you are too much interested in her to take any interest in the play; and, besides, she has the sweet privilege of imagining that you are dreaming of her. Nothing so fascinates a woman as to know that a gentleman dreams about her. Hence you will do well to always pretend that you dreamed of her, whether you did or not. No matter if she understands your falsehood, as she will be quite sure to do, for still she cannot help being flattered that you think so much of her that you will tell her falsehoods to please her.
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she needs a lot more than make up
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She was very pretty 
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All woman need makeup - you need to have a mystery or the man will loose interest.
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AgzntOrange2 posted:
All woman need makeup - you need to have a mystery or the man will loose interest.
nonsense
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Interesting lady.
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Aerlinthian posted:
Interesting lady.
But man, woof.
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make hides the ugly. i prefer no makeup so this way natural beauty all the way  .
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She could use some better hair.
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makeup hides all defects, how can you say that is not true.
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Not like it would make any difference now.
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I do not like makeup on a woman.
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AgzntOrange2 posted:
All woman need makeup - you need to have a mystery or the man will loose interest.
F that, ain't happening.
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tldr
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I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola
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She sounds like a nutbag.
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she's right, makeup ages the skin as bad as the sun.
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Makeup really is bad for your skin. I don't wear it all the time just to give my skin a break.
She, however, needed a paper bag. Makeup might have helped.
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Lynea posted:
Makeup really is bad for your skin. I don't wear it all the time just to give my skin a break.
She, however, needed a paper bag. Makeup might have helped.
I dunno, back then nobody smiled in pictures, but if you look at her individual features, bone structure, lips etc... she might be pretty if she smiled.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
Lynea posted:
Makeup really is bad for your skin. I don't wear it all the time just to give my skin a break.
She, however, needed a paper bag. Makeup might have helped.
I dunno, back then nobody smiled in pictures, but if you look at her individual features, bone structure, lips etc... she might be pretty if she smiled.
Maybe to someone else. /shrugs
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Dark_EternalFF posted:
Aerlinthian posted:
Interesting lady.
But man, woof.
either she puts on makeup or I makeup for it by being drunk
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Meh. She mainly just needs smaller hair.
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