Taliesihne
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I would rip of my shirt and run around the office screaming at the top of my lungs every time I got something through code review and put it in SCM.
I would spike my keyboard everytime I finished fixing my style and fx cop issue.
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i would hand the ball to the devs and let them spike it
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And HR would fine you for unsportsmanlike conduct
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Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
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When I got a raise I would run through HR with an undershirt shirt that read "I've purged you again!"
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If I had a 35% success rate (like a .350 batting average), I would eventually be paid like a CEO... oh wait... that already happens... nvm.
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When I get a favorable ruling from the IRS, I do an Aaron Rogers Dance
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Taliesihne
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Cawlin posted:
Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
Please see the thread on 'If I performed my job like Congressmen do' for reference.
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Taliesihne posted:
Cawlin posted:
Would my union give me a bazillion dollars worth of legal representation if I got caught diddling the secretary?
Please see the thread on 'If I performed my job like Congressmen do' for reference.
Hmm... we need a thread: "If professional athletes performed their jobs like congressman do."
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Taliesihne
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They would score for the other team.
And the other team would get blamed for it.
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Taliesihne posted:
They would score for the other team.
And the other team would get blamed for it.
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I do celebrate my job like a professional athlete does 
We call it the Engineer's Victory Dance 
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Taliesihne
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You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.
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Taliesihne posted:
You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.
Dilbert is a systems engineer. That includes programming, but is not the end-all be-all of his job description... you unlettered neanderthal. 
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Taliesihne
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He's still a far cry from the guy who spends his days in a dark, windowless room responding to help desk tickets.
He actually engineers things.
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I high five with my boss and then cash my bonus check.
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Koneg posted:
Taliesihne posted:
You are an IT lackey. Dilbert is a programmer.
Dilbert is a systems engineer. That includes programming, but is not the end-all be-all of his job description... you unlettered neanderthal.
Seriously? You clowns are arguing about some cartoon characters' job function?
IT dorks. 
This is why we keep you clowns in back rooms where nobody sees you.
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Taliesihne
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Um, you are the one posting on a gaming board.....to a dead game.
But the two geeks arguing Dev v IT are the odd ones. 
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vn_nnanji posted:
Seriously? You clowns are arguing about some cartoon characters' job function?
Seriously!? Characterizing Dilbert as just "some" cartoon character!!??
WTF?
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Back on topic:
I'd pump my co-workers up by a celebration dance for a miniscule personal success despite defeat being inevitable.
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I'd love to spike my keyboard every time I got a piece of correspondence completed or an instruction updated.
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Taliesihne posted:
Um, you are the one posting on a gaming board.....to a dead game.
I'll take irrelevant for $50 Jack.
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