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Topic: I'm dating a crazy woman.

Altra_Shadowstalker Posts: 17,553 Registered: Jan 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,076 User ID: 616,837	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	So I took this girl out tonight, and if you ever lived in NYC during New Years, you know that it's impossible to get a cab. Well, we achieved the impossible. I hailed an off duty yellow cab to take her to Astoria (she works early tomorrow so she couldn't come home with me) and two dickhead dudes tried to get in on the opposite side and steal it out from under her. She ended up getting in, and as the car drove off, D-bag #1 kicks the back of the car. The car stopped, an asian driver was like, "Why are you kicking my car bro?" and he was like, "Don't worry about it, I'm just anxsty." The cabby said, "Be careful." The two D-bags came closer to jovially talk to the cabby because they were drunk assholes. The cabby sees this and started to drive off. That's when my girl jumps into action. As D-bag #1 and #2 were stepping close to talk to the cabby and my girl opens her door. Her father is a cab driver apparently and so she starts in on them. I step between the two D-bags because I can see the situation is getting heated. Next thing I know, she is literally going off on these guys. Like, I'm holding her back, she's halfway out of the cab and the driver is trying to take off. She's screaming profanities at them, telling them she'll f'ckin kill them. They're back on the corner laughing their asses off and I'm holding back this 5'8 little girl who I completely believe will cut off their dicks and feed them to these guys. I could understand if they were insulting her, but they had beef with the cabby, who resolved it peacefully and quickly. After she calmed down, the two dudes were continuing to laugh (I don't think I even actually heard them) but she starts in again! I grab her around the waist and end up stop her mad charge headlong into the D-bags, who now apparently number in the 3's. I'm truly glad that they were just being dickheads because I honestly did not want to end my night beating the shit out of two assholes and witnessing a homicide. God damn, but Puerto Rican's are fucking feisty! Long story short, her anger caused her to lose a cab on a cabless night and I just don't understand the point of letting someone push your buttons that much. -----signature----- "Goddammit, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could th'ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie." I don't typo often, but when I do, I blame Swype.
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate Posts: 50,658 Registered: Feb 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 48,530 User ID: 645,124	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	Dude. It was your job to make them feel pain while she shouted at them. Everything a woman hates is what you are there to attack. It's not fair or even logical.....but what use is a penis if you don't hit shit and scream? -----signature----- (none)
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Altra_Shadowstalker Posts: 17,553 Registered: Jan 17, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 16,076 User ID: 616,837	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	I fucked her 5 times earlier in the day. My blood wouldn't rise if I sat on a heater. -----signature----- "Goddammit, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could th'ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie." I don't typo often, but when I do, I blame Swype.
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Manegarm Title: European Imperialist Good Guy Posts: 33,712 Registered: Aug 11, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 32,596 User ID: 829,780	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	a fine start to 2012 -----signature----- Europa Eternita! "Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn "To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young" ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME! Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter Posts: 30,884 Registered: Nov 1, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 28,020 User ID: 490,177	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	Sounds like she is pretty tense and could have used a good lay. just say'n -----signature----- You're Right ~ Koneg He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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Voodoo-Dahl Posts: 14,875 Registered: May 11, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 13,135 User ID: 677,792	Subject: I'm dating a crazy woman.
	5'8 isn't really small for a girl. That's like model height. I didn't really want to mention this before but you're stupid. -----signature----- (none)
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