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B'cuz I won't has sexxx w/her or even give her more than a brief kiss anymore. I told her it was her weight gain shennanigans but she doesn't believe it. I mean, wtf? How much denial about being a porker can a person be in?

I know peeps here will hate but if you're not attracted you're not attracted. I still love her, just don't want to touch her.

 

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Yeah, that sucks. She needs to address the issue if you told her about it. But a councilor might be better to talk about this with. They might be able to get through to her and her denial. :/ that sucks

 

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I try to get through. The other day I brought up a coworker she slept with before we met and asked her if people considered him a coworker or a cow orker.

 

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Why do you hurt her Huges?

 

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Because she hurts me, Bonk. I don't have a wife anymore. I have a fat chick that is paranoid. Sex is a big part of marriage and when you gain 100lbs and don't care what anyone thinks you're betraying your partner.

 

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Fat people deserve nothing but scorn.

 

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Many women who have lots of kids have weight problems.

 

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How is he hurting her? She's the one who is getting fat.

 

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__Bonk__ posted:
Many women who have lots of kids have weight problems.


And the ones with self respect do something about them.

 

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Only in America. We have the fattest slobs on the planet. Women here think kids are just a ticket, a free pass, to be a sloppy face stuffing blob.

 

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WOmen have more fat then men naturally. Having kids adds even more fat. Its hard to get rid of after the pregnancy. Huges you are not being very kind to her.

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If she is letting herself go there is probably some issues shes having. I mean my wife had 3 kids in 3 years and gain a little. But is loosing it fast. If she keeps gaining weight she probably has some issues going on inside of her that shes hiding or something. I mean I'm no psychologist but it would seem she does have something going on. I wouldn't put her down or anything but I would sit her down and in all seriousness talk to her about the issue you have with her gaining weight and sex as a part of your marriage. You cant just point fingers at her though or she will get defensive and you cant get through. And maybe suggest doing some of the things with her. If you love her you wont put her down but youll stick by her and offer your help on the issue. If she doesn't respond I would get a 3rd party involved that she may trust or something to get her to see and still you two should go to counciling.

 

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She is depressed because huges is her husband and raising kids is a thankless chore

 

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I'm with Mastara on this one, you shouldn't put her down, Huges!

 

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As lame as this sounds.. It's not something easily explained unless you have been through being a fat ass before.

Now that said if she wants to lose weight. Just count calories, and exercise. It isn't really rocket science.

 

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I like curvy women.

Buy her some quality lubricant and a quality vibrator (automatic boyfriend).

 

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It's disgusting and unhealthy. If she truly cared she would at least try to lose weight and I mean truly try not just switching to low fat puddings

Be careful though, as modeeb says there is always some nuffy willing to bone a porker

 

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I've never had a problem with letting fat women blow me.

I'd like to be all cool and claim I only let hot chicks suck my cock....but it wouldn't be true. I couldn't care less what she looks like if she is willing to lick my balls.

 

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Buy her a whale suit and live out Yoss's darkest fantasies. grin

 

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Hugh you should cheat on her, that would teach her.

 

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Considering how many of us are banging Huges wife, it only seems fair that he should be getting some action on the side too.

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Go out on walks with her, build up from there.

 

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She is fat because of Huges

Most likely she is depressed

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That poor woman sure married badly.

I imagine being hitched to the Huge wagon it's either eat to forget or drink yourself to death.

 

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That poor woman sure married badly.

I imagine being hitched to the Huge wagon it's either eat to forget or drink yourself to death.

 

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I drop subtle hints. I told her last night that she has to work on her weight because I need to have sex and she is the only one I can do it with. I then smacked her gigantic ass and said and we don't want that to change, do we....

She takes it in stride though. If she is depressed I can't tell. She eats when she is happy, sad, half asleep.

 

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Go for walks together. Prepare healthy meals. Relationships are hard but if you are unhappy you might be treating her bad which will make her unhappy also. Not all relationships last but try to make the best of it and try to make it an adventure. If she is big then challenge yourself physically and bring her along and she might suprise you.

 

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No thanks!

 

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Then it seems you have made your decision. I don't want to intrude but it seems that you might be making both of your lives unbearable. If you are not willing to be there for her then what are you doing?

 

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I feel sorry for your daughter,I wonder how she feels about her father showing her that a woman's only value is in their physical appearance and is worthless if she isn't skinny enough.

When she starts to date lowlife from the ghetto,remember she is only trying to find another guy just like daddy.

 

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Ineenia, being a good father is different from being a good husband.

 

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Huges07.1 posted:
B'cuz I won't has sexxx w/her or even give her more than a brief kiss anymore. I told her it was her weight gain shennanigans but she doesn't believe it. I mean, wtf? How much denial about being a porker can a person be in?

I know peeps here will hate but if you're not attracted you're not attracted. I still love her, just don't want to touch her.


Just look her in the eyes, hold her hands and say- "Baby. I love you. No one else but you. I have no desire for anyone else. I especially dont want to have sexxorz with anyone else. This includes Jabba the Hutt. Unfortunately you have become Jabbas bigger sister, so you can see the problem."

 

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Wow sad

Huges you clearly hate yourself (I know all about this) Once you start to feel good about yourself and love yourself you will start to love her again.

Good luck.

 

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This is probably just another Huge troll.

 

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Sounds like you are not in love anymore. People change. It is easy to love someone and not be in love with them. My ex hubby and I reached that point, we loved one another..but were not in love with each other. We failed at marriage because we evolved into different people as we grew apart. Sad, but common.

 

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Desnoxvu posted:
Ineenia, being a good father is different from being a good husband.


No one claimed other wise,but you can not be a bad husband and a good father at the same time as much as some people would like to think other wise.It isn't possible to be abuse your wife and not hurt your kids at the same time.

 

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Is it too late for douche bag of the year nominations?

This is you're wife. You're life partner that you've committed yourself to through good times and bad and you're not willing to help her when she needs it? If she's fat and you don't want to sex her than fine, but 'no thanks!' on doing anything to respond to the obvious cry for help? What a tool. If you really want her to loose weight you should be more inclined to help. If you're husband isn't going to help you than who the hell is?

She needs support. (no pun intended)

 

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ineenia posted:
Desnoxvu posted:
Ineenia, being a good father is different from being a good husband.


No one claimed other wise,but you can not be a bad husband and a good father at the same time as much as some people would like to think other wise.It isn't possible to be abuse your wife and not hurt your kids at the same time.



its more abusive to allow her to live like a big fat ass.
pushing her to lose weight is better for her than just ignoring it and pretending it doesnt exist like some sissy little emo pansy ass.

 

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I think this might solve your problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iuEYDFpP5M&feature=g-all-f&context=G2667851FAAAAAAAAAAA

 

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I tend to agree. Huge's wife needs to lose over 200 lbs of dead weight. Well over 200lbs I imagine.

Maybe if she had a real husband she would care about how she looks again.

 

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Huges wife wears the pants of the family and Huges feels less of a man. This is how he thinks to get even with her for doing what he should be doing which is to support the family by working.

My father was insecure and he felt he had to put my mom down all the time by being extra critical about how clean the house was and her cooking. The thing is after they got divorced and he was living alone he kept the house the exact same way, very dirty, cluttered, and he was a horder too

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Huges07.1 posted:
B'cuz I won't has sexxx w/her or even give her more than a brief kiss anymore. I told her it was her weight gain shennanigans but she doesn't believe it. I mean, wtf? How much denial about being a porker can a person be in?

I know peeps here will hate but if you're not attracted you're not attracted. I still love her, just don't want to touch her.
If you still love her then get off your fat ass and do something about the problem.

Make a New Years Resolution to exercise with your wife. Start simple and invite her to take a walk with you some evening. You don't even need to say it's for exercise - just "hey, let's go walk the dog together"




Oh.





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People like this eventually kill themselves off and we hear about them on the evening news.

 

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Unless Huges' wife is really fat (like morbidly obese) it's only a matter of time before she finds someone tall dark and handsome to take care of her needs.

 

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Too bad Joey's already dead.

 

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Yukishiro1 posted:
This is probably just another Huge troll.

 

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If the tables were turned people here would say she is right to cheat on you or dump you.

This is a complex situation... She getting overweight and not caring what you think while youre burdenned with kids and a home/life together.

 

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My wife thinks I am cheating on her
And you prolly are - ironically with the only other woman that would sleep with you, which is prolly a woman fatter than your wife.

Ironic isn't it?

 

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You are a guy. It is only a matter of time before you do cheat on her if you are not getting it at home.

case closed.


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