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I had a friend, as a young man, whose wife used to put her 2 year old child on the telephone, when he was " out with the boys." She would coach the little child to say: " Daddy please come home." He would stay out. This is hardcore not being pussy whipped.
However, I just heard another story. This guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister talking. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped. In between is the continuum of pussywhip.
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The guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped.
If my wife called me and told me there was some kind of issue with my children she wouldn't have to ask me to come home - because she'd already be talking to empty air as I headed out to the car.
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At least they found love. Whatever works for them. Kudos to them
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A cough? Why not just call and say: Come home and change the diaper.
You might have cajone issues. 
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Yeah. Bad. When were out with the guys, dont bug. It just sucks. We have to come home at some point. Good thing my wife dont trip. I get to go shooting anytime I want to. Thats all the out time I need until january-march for pig hunting.
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You can substitute any activity for gaming: shooting, fishun, playing poker. The wife crossed a line. Of course i come from a different generation. Maybe being pussy whipped is something different these days.
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At least they have wives
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Not pussy whipped in the least; daughter whipped, yes...
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Yes I am.
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A cough? Honey, she farted; get home, now! I m sitting here with someone else and I cant be bothered. 
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Wait.....Koneg has actually reproduced?
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Pretty sure he was speaking hypothetically there.
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Koneg posted:
Modeeb posted:
The guy was playing games with his friends and the wife called and said: Our daughter just coughed and I am here with my sister. Can you come home right away. This guy left. This is being pussy whipped.
If my wife called me and told me there was some kind of issue with my children she wouldn't have to ask me to come home - because she'd already be talking to empty air as I headed out to the car.
I agree with K0neg, that's just being a good dad.
Being PW is when you have a high maintenance women and she puts your balls in her purse and you say thank you may I have another.
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Putting your nuts in a box is being pussy whipped.
As a tribe elder , I am passing this wisdom down. You only get one pair- don't let her put them in a box on the mantel.
Cant you guys tell the difference between a real emergency and a pussy whip manipulations?
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After reading through the definitions, yes I am.
In my defense, she swallows. 
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ZigmundZag posted:
Pretty sure he was speaking hypothetically there.
Yup.
If my wife was worried enough to call me about something then I'm not going to be the moron Modeeb is and presume to know exactly what is and isn't wrong with my kid.
If I got home and found out it was unwarranted, sure, there'd be Words To Be Spoken, but that's an entirely separate issue.
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I can agree with Koneg on this one. What kind of chicks do you guys get with. I mean dang. My wife aint like this at all. I couldn't imagine getting with a chick that acts like that. Let a lone reproducing with her. Bad luck I guess.
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Not an example of pussy whipped. Pussy whipped is when you're afraid to have fun because it might upset your significant other.
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I'd rather be pussy whipped than VN board whipped. 
Mo, you "heard" another story. So the guy got off the phone talking about his gravely ill daughter and says, "Hey guys, I gotta go my kid is sick." Your buddy hears relays this to you as, "Pete had to leave cause his kid's got a cold." You get on the Outpost and say, "My buddy's pal is pussy whipped, his daughter COUGHED and he ran home!!"
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I happen to know the child had a common cold. Did I say: gravely ill anywhere? I said cough., I should have said sneeze. Omg a sneeze call 911!
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The annoying one is when your girlfriend or wife asks you to do something and you're more than happy to do it because you enjoy her company but your idiot friends start saying you're pussy whipped.
At that point - which is it? am i pussy whipped or friend whipped (or whatever you want to call it). Because in that situation you're getting a guilt trip from your douchebag friends or relatives and have to succumb to someones demands.
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the age of the man is over, mo.
the younger ones have all been castrated slowly through media manipulations.
hell, a lot of them even get manicured so they fit in better with feminine society.
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back in the day I would have just smacked her in the mouth
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sweeny_comodore posted:
the age of the man is over, mo.
the younger ones have all been castrated slowly through media manipulations.
hell, a lot of them even get manicured so they fit in better with feminine society.
This!
At least our alien overlords wont get much of a fight when they invade......
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Nope.
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smellymotor posted:
sweeny_comodore posted:
back in the day I would have just smacked her in the mouth
i see the media manipulations are strong with this one
only a total moron equates being a man with punching women
as a side note:
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shoulda listened the first time.
know what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing. ya already done told her twice.
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Not pussy whipped in the least; daughter whipped, yes...
Most fathers are. My daughter pwn'd me the moment she looked up at me in my arms. I lost right then.
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After reading through the definitions, yes I am.
In my defense, she swallows.
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reesescups posted:
Not pussy whipped in the least; daughter whipped, yes...
Most fathers are. My daughter pwn'd me the moment she looked up at me in my arms. I lost right then.
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Modeeb posted:
Putting your nuts in a box is being pussy whipped.
As a tribe elder , I am passing this wisdom down. You only get one pair- don't let her put them in a box on the mantel.
Cant you guys tell the difference between a real emergency and a pussy whip manipulations?
Given the fact you can't seem to keep a woman, you don't appear to be in the best position to dispense advice on pussy. Age does not always equal wisdom. Just an observation.
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I have the opposite problem than being pussy whipped.
I am destructively indifferent. My relationships usually end with an ultimatum from them and me looking at them like they're stupid and then walking away. I'm not trying to portray myself as some hardcore badass who doesn't give a shit, I just genuinely don't give a shit, especially in the face of the irrational or stupid.
I'm sure some day I will meet a woman who isn't stupid or (overly) irrational who will cause me to care enough to put up with crap but until then I can't be bothered.
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I have the opposite problem than being pussy whipped.
I am destructively indifferent. My relationships usually end with an ultimatum from them and me looking at them like they're stupid and then walking away. I'm not trying to portray myself as some hardcore badass who doesn't give a shit, I just genuinely don't give a shit, especially in the face of the irrational or stupid.
I'm sure some day I will meet a woman who isn't stupid or (overly) irrational who will cause me to care enough to put up with crap but until then I can't be bothered.
i know exactly what you mean. i have the same problem. i want what theyve got between their legs, but i dont care enough to want to force myself into a relationship just so i can get laid. i was born without the desire to get married and pair up like the rest of you seem to have, or it was never pushed into my head as the norm while i was growing up.
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Jordan, empirical evidence supports your position: Age and wisdom are not positively correlated (e.g. a young person may be just as wise as an older person. It depends on the person). However, this observation, in itself does not provide a persuasive argument. Neither does your observation: He is single therefore his thinking on women is flawed. I was married for 36 years. This, too does not mean jack. It means I can co habitate with a woman for a long time. In addition, nobody on this board argues how important it is to get in touch with your anima (i.e. female side) as a man. Its wise to be aware of boundaries.
So what is important- the fact pattern? It is a fallacy to generalize, but, the message is be aware how high you jump when she says jump. If it is unreasonable then you can categorize, non judgmentally as pussy whipped behavior. I used a continuum in my original example. To be sure, labeling is dicey business
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I have the opposite problem than being pussy whipped.
I am destructively indifferent. My relationships usually end with an ultimatum from them and me looking at them like they're stupid and then walking away. I'm not trying to portray myself as some hardcore badass who doesn't give a shit, I just genuinely don't give a shit, especially in the face of the irrational or stupid.
I'm sure some day I will meet a woman who isn't stupid or (overly) irrational who will cause me to care enough to put up with crap but until then I can't be bothered.
Everyone is irrational and stupid at times.
It is irrational and stupid to think you will find someone that isn't.
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My wife has been trying to change me since we met, what is it with some women that they can not accept a man as he is? I didn't want my wife to change, I married the woman I wanted, I accept that she has changed but it hasn't been at my request.
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You can't change anyone except yourself. If she is demanding, your refusal wont necessarily change her. She will get the message: "Hey, I cant train him the way I thought." There is a big gap between what women conjure in their youth as their fantasy dream man and what we actually turn out to be. 
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No, I'm not.
I wish I was at times, I wish I was nicer, more feeling and cared more. I try to give a damn....but I don't. It's all about me. Always has been, always will be.
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Everyone is perfect as they are. How can it be otherwise? However, we can change things which make our life different-sometimes more harmonious. We get to choose. Choosing is power.
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I have the opposite problem than being pussy whipped.
I am destructively indifferent. My relationships usually end with an ultimatum from them and me looking at them like they're stupid and then walking away. I'm not trying to portray myself as some hardcore badass who doesn't give a shit, I just genuinely don't give a shit, especially in the face of the irrational or stupid.
I'm sure some day I will meet a woman who isn't stupid or (overly) irrational who will cause me to care enough to put up with crap but until then I can't be bothered.
Pretty much this for me too. I do what I want, when I want. Unless I'm married to you, I'm not gonna stop doing what I please because you don't want me to. When the ultimatum comes around, I never even pick it. I just keep doing what I want and let the chips fall where they may. Women who give ultimatums are dumbasses and I won't give them the satisfaction of making me choose one of their options. I'll choose my own: Find new pussy.
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I'm alone because growing up with my father everything was an ultimatum and I resisted this even to my extreme detriminent
Funny that I talked to a woman the other day who didnt get enough sleep and got mad at her boyfriend and told him not to pick her up at work because she didnt want to see him. Guess what he didnt and she called all upset wondering why he didnt come and pick her up anyway. It then took her an extra three hours to get home lol
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tenkly posted:
Yossarian_42 posted:
I have the opposite problem than being pussy whipped.
I am destructively indifferent. My relationships usually end with an ultimatum from them and me looking at them like they're stupid and then walking away. I'm not trying to portray myself as some hardcore badass who doesn't give a shit, I just genuinely don't give a shit, especially in the face of the irrational or stupid.
I'm sure some day I will meet a woman who isn't stupid or (overly) irrational who will cause me to care enough to put up with crap but until then I can't be bothered.
Pretty much this for me too. I do what I want, when I want. Unless I'm married to you, I'm not gonna stop doing what I please because you don't want me to. When the ultimatum comes around, I never even pick it. I just keep doing what I want and let the chips fall where they may. Women who give ultimatums are dumbasses and I won't give them the satisfaction of making me choose one of their options. I'll choose my own: Find new pussy.
Im the same way except when im in love. Ive only been in love twice and in those situations, im spineless and whipped and even when we end it i still have a difficult time moving on. If im not in love, then i dont give a crap and ill do what i want and moving on is simple.
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Love is just another word for "right place, wrong time". No one loves anyone but themselves.
If you are lucky enough to have a spouse, remember that if you were dead...they would find someone else to care about. It isn't about you, it's about them finding someone that makes them feel better than they do alone.
It's not a bad thing that no one gives a shit. It's just reality. Love yourself, no one else is going too.
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I think the majority of men in a relationship are. If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. It's just easier than dealing with our bs.
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Halloweve posted:
I think the majority of men in a relationship are. If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. It's just easier than dealing with our bs.
Truth.
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Bobvillas posted:
Halloweve posted:
I think the majority of men in a relationship are. If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. It's just easier than dealing with our bs.
Truth.
Uh not it's not. If you're pussy whipped you're a beta male who probably carries your woman's purse for her in the mall. Pussy.
You know what's even easier than dealing with a woman's bs? Telling her what the deal is and deal with it cause she's not the boss. I'm the man, not her. If she doesn't like it, she can go/ It won't take me long to replace her.
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tenkly posted:
Bobvillas posted:
Halloweve posted:
I think the majority of men in a relationship are. If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. It's just easier than dealing with our bs.
Truth.
Uh not it's not. If you're pussy whipped you're a beta male who probably carries your woman's purse for her in the mall. Pussy.
You know what's even easier than dealing with a woman's bs? Telling her what the deal is and deal with it cause she's not the boss. I'm the man, not her. If she doesn't like it, she can go/ It won't take me long to replace her.
I am not so sure advice is something you should be giving with your track record.
Peoples exhibit A:
"You're a weird dude, Tenkly. Knife fights with women and you dress your cat up in sweater vests."
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Bobvillas posted:
In my defense, she swallows.
Admittedly, the number of women I've tested this with can be counted on 2 hands, but in my experience they all do.
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So you being a veteran of sorts, is it in the grip on the hair or?
My track record is not quite as stellar as yours.
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Bobvillas posted:
So you being a veteran of sorts, is it in the grip on the hair or?
My track record is not quite as stellar as yours.
sometimes its the grip on her ears
usually theyd rather just swallow it than get it in their hair or eyes
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