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White plates with borders bother me.
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I just don't like them. I have some and I decided to throw them away,
Then I considered why throw them away if they aren't broken, and if I'm going to throw them away anyways, why don't I break them.
So I broke one on the floor, but my newspaper padding somehow ripped, and it poured shards of ugly white with a border plate on the floor. Safe to say things didn't go as planned. Now I need a better way to destroy these plates. Now it's complicated. I don't know how ditching some plates got personal, but it did.
After my floor was defiled by plate remains, I drew some faces on the rest, at first for stupid fun, but now those faces are haunting and antagonizing me. They're telling me they'll go down fighting if I dare move in on them. They're occupying my kitchen and they won't leave.
Please advise, ACF.
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So, what does newspaper padding have to do with breaking plates? 
I'm confused here...
And if you want to break the plates... If you have a shotgun, go play with the plates like they're clay pigeons...
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give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
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tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
or find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, act like you're going to give the plates to them and destroy them in front of them.
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tillsb posted:
tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
or find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, act like you're going to give the plates to them and destroy them in front of them.
that made me laugh and cry at the same time...hahaha
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tillsb posted:
tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
or find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, act like you're going to give the plates to them and destroy them in front of them.
But argue loudly with the faces you drew on them first
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tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
I wish I thought of that before drawing faces on them in permanent marker.
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jungalist posted:
tillsb posted:
tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
or find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, act like you're going to give the plates to them and destroy them in front of them.
But argue loudly with the faces you drew on them first
Now we're talking. Jung, you really pay attention to detail when it matters.
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jungalist posted:
tillsb posted:
tsingtao2 posted:
give them to goodwill, or some other place.
find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, give them to them
or find a family that just had their house destroyed by a fire, act like you're going to give the plates to them and destroy them in front of them.
But argue loudly with the faces you drew on them first
You are better at this than I am obviously :-p
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name one wilson. cry like a baby when it dies.
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ACF freak
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paint the plate a different color
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give them to the Greeks
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It's too late for all of them now.
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