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Three weeks dating, last couple dates as of earlier this week were a little cold. Then two days ago after some Chinese food she went from cold all night to hot immediately after opening her fortune cookie. She's been really into me since.
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Maybe her fortune said that you'll be winning the lotto very soon. 
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Maybe she just really likes Chinese food?
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I'd get more of those fortune cookies then.
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She did it for the cookie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWCew4Gb7DU
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Probably should franchise that chinese place.
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Did she keep the little piece of paper or throw it out?
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Did she keep the little piece of paper or throw it out?
I don't know. What's the best excuse to get her to dump her purse out?
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tell her a dried booga fell out of your nose into her purse.
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I think I just saw a cockroach run into your purse
do NOT use this line while at your pad or hers.
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Alright. Should I have a dead cockroach ready so I can pretend that I killed it?
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Be nice get a plastic 1
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no chances taken. odds are YOU are gonna get stuck doing the deed of finding the bug and thats gonna be your in to searching the bag.
keep a dead one and skoosh when done searching. This way you can show her the threat is over AND be a hero as well as accomplish your primary goal
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You will need some goo to squish for evidence.
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what did her fortune cookie say?
"when you meet a guy with a small penis you will be forever happy"
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
no chances taken. odds are YOU are gonna get stuck doing the deed of finding the bug and thats gonna be your in to searching the bag.
keep a dead one and skoosh when done searching. This way you can show her the threat is over AND be a hero as well as accomplish your primary goal
Interesting plan Fozzie, but is it worth the risk if I don't know whether she kept it?
Maybe another approach is needed. Does anyone know how to replace a fortune without breaking the cookie?
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You will need some glue and tweezers
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I play an Imperial Agent in SWTOR, I'm telling you my plan will work!
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Women are crazy
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BritonGuy posted:
Interesting plan Fozzie, but is it worth the risk if I don't know whether she kept it?
Maybe another approach is needed. Does anyone know how to replace a fortune without breaking the cookie?
Yes, but you are going to need 1.21 Gigawatts of power...
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Women are crazy
Isn't it wonderful?
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Tell her you want her purse on her back when you're mounting her motherboard. Dig through then.
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You could just ask her what it said.
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You could just ask her what it said.
keep your logic out of this thread....lol
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pkhere posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
You could just ask her what it said.
keep your logic out of this thread....lol
Ok, well then I'd use a giant spider instead of a cockroach.
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hahaha
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I would go with the spider as well....
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Absolutely the spider. Cockroaches are nasty, spiders are scary. Although I don't care, spiders are adorable, but sissy women usually do.
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Do they sell magic 8-balls that always say yes?
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Was she drinking? If yes then I think it was Drunk-Haze-Sex (DHS.)
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Anyone thought about Honestly asking her to see the fortune or you expect her to LIE?
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Asking to see a fortune from 4 days ago isn't so smooth.
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But still plausible
Start with
"Hey I've been thinking.........
I thought I saw a spider in your purse the other night when we were having Chinese food"
and then see where it goes from there
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Actually now I'm wondering if I should break up with her since I'll never really know if she likes me or the fortune.
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Well she obviously wasn't in it for the sex.
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id dump her, clearly she has body temperature issues
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I'm sure he'll like it, everyone will appreciate it
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-Mithan- posted:
Well she obviously wasn't in it for the sex.
Maybe the fortune was about sex. You don't know.
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