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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
like generally. i've never bothered with an actual gym before, but this is a terrible time of the year for starting, i know. i'm not doing it for a resolution or anything. i just have enough control over my pain now that i can manage going and i want to but i'm like fffffffffffffff january assholes. which makes me want to put it off but i can't cuz i'm going to ireland in the summer and i need my sexy on for all the irish hotties that rc will never find out about.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
you are right, january is not a good time to start a gym membership. i usually take jan off and stay away from the gym

by march things are back to normal, so to answer your question 2-3 months

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
You have sexy like I have skinny, which is to say, not at all.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
Usually lasts until the beginning of march

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
First 3 weeks of Jan will be crazy busy. 25% will tail off the 4th week. 75% by the 2nd week of Feb and the stragglers will be gone by March.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
go at 4am, its nice. some families trying to do the family thing will come in at 5 or 6, you can be gone by then, or almost done.

give it a few weeks and poof, no more families

 

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march

 

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just get some home equipment and you won't have to deal with fatty ass cracks sweating all over the equipment and not wiping it down after.


 

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cao's fatty ass crack sweat is what we should all be worried about

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
2 or 3 months tops. this time of year makes me glad i have all the equipment i need at home.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
Tipztoe posted:
just get some home equipment and you won't have to deal with fatty ass cracks sweating all over the equipment and not wiping it down after.





this. I have an elliptical machine (stop laughing, I have bad knees) and some small weights that I use at home. Netflix also has some workout videos that I put on from time to time to mix things up. This way I don't have to put up with 5000 n00bs from January - March every year, there's no one to see what I look like, I don't have to wait in line for the machine I want while the guy using it sits on it chatting with his friends, etc., etc.

 

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Yeah I bought a decent treadmill (on sale) years back and some free weights and bench. Avoiding all the gross people at the gym, and old dudes walking around the locker room with their dongs out far outweighs the 1 hottie who forgot her bra you might miss.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
Funny thing, that.
I joined Lifetime Fitness in July 2010 (90 pounds and 12 inches off the waist ago happy ), and it was never really mega-crowded.
Until January 2011. Thing is, it seems like all of January it was full all of the time, then after that there was a slight falloff once February hit, but it hasn't quite calmed down to what it was when I joined.
It's been five years since the gym opened so its not necessarily that everyone all of a sudden wanted to join the new gym.

So hopefully once January is over it will calm down.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
February. A whole new bunch come in March to attempt to get into bathing suit shape, and then quit too shortly after that.

 

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Forests are the best gyms and anyone who says otherwise is a nature hating monster.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
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February. A whole new bunch come in March to attempt to get into bathing suit shape, and then quit too shortly after that.

 

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GrimTempest posted:
2 or 3 months tops. this time of year makes me glad i have all the equipment i need at home.


The idiots in the gym make me happy for my own equipment + programs like P90X and Insanity.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
i'd love to have my own swimming pool but as my dad doesn't want to put one in, i'm stuck with the one at the gym. and that's all i'm going to the gym for. tongue

 

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The pool is really the only thing I miss about going to the gym. I don't miss the wildlife that would float around in it and take up space from people that wanted to actually work out in the pool...

The more I think about it, there are only about 6 people in every gym that are cool people to work out around. The rest are large wastes of space.

 

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Subject: how long does the glut of retards working out for their resolutions last in gyms?
You can always go at odd times of day, that is what I try to do. I wouldn't mind the fellow fat people if it didn't mean the machines are always taken.

To answer the question, it generally goes until mid-March at my gym, but then you get the summer body people in starting in April or May.

 

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