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Topic: Yesterday, I Feigned I Was Dead
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Modeeb
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Yesterday, I heard a girlfriend, who has a key to my apartment, driving in the garage. She was playing Adelle, Rumour Has It. I laid face down on the floor and played like I was dead.
She got really pissed. However, if it would have been a real emergency, I would have died. She did not go into action. She said: " Are you alright"?
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Huges07.1
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Imagine if she would have pulled a strap-on out of her purse and tried to go to town on your anus.
Things coulda been worse, so stay positive young man!
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Modeeb
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Since you brought up anal probing. A woman that can manipulate your prostate while giving you head is thing of joy and wonder.
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Huges07.1
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I let a freaky ex try that once and it was an instant boner killer. Like a balloon screeching to emptiness. She said guys liked it but I couldn't see how. Different strokes for different folks tho, eh? I don't think a prostate massage during a BJ makes a guy gay if he enjoys it but it certainly wasn't my cup of tea.
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Modeeb
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It might have been a deal killer for her, too, if you didn't wash yo ass.  You Gotta Wash Yo Ass NSFW
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