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Subject: OT: Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the

man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big,

I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the

grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured

his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.

He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him

off. "What's wrong?" he asks. ..............

She answers: "Do you really

think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?


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Subject: OT: Butt Measurement
nice grin


i used to drink rum

i still do

but i used to, too
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