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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?
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• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have “Paint & Weed Dayâ€;
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
heh heh heh...
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So what I got out of that is:
--> Democrats have a thought process.
--> Republicans will bust a cap in your ass.
--> Stay away from Southerners.
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This was the thought process for the republican:
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?
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What I got out of this was...ridiculous stereotypes are...well...ridiculous.
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What I got out of this was...ridiculous stereotypes are...well...ridiculous.
This.
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What I get out of this is: some got a chain e-mail recently and decided to post it on a video game forum.
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Onslaught. posted:
What I get out of this is: some got a chain e-mail recently and decided to post it on a video game forum.
This too.
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I'll have to admit that I got the reaction that I expected out of this group - you never disappoint!
The post got alot of assumptions with no one enjoying the humor of it all.
I was poking fun at all three groups. As a Southerner, I can at least laugh at myself. I don't belong to the other two groups as they are both full of self assuming, pretentious dinosaurs who can't seem to fathom the fact that they are both wrong.
'Sides that, I gotta git me one of them there Kimber's 
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You seem to have highlighted...ass.
You're just so witty...
Except, not.
Edit 2 - for my entertainment. I dare you to try to peg my political ideology. I bet you can't.
Also, just because we're disagreeing with your stereotypes, we're asses? Yeah, ok.
Have fun with that.
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Assumptions... assumptions... there you go again...
I seem to have pushed someone's buttons!
Some of you guys are so easy to rile 
Tough day at the bar Barrister?
I never make the presumption of anyone's ideologies because I could not be less interested in that aspect of their personalities (especially on a semi-anonymous gaming board). It tends to take all the fun out of a passing acquaintance. And I wasn't calling anyone an ass for disagreeing with me - I find stereotypes funny because most are off base. The highlight was a reference to the old saying about what happens when you assume. Have fun with that. 
I am.
Now try to loosen up and enjoy a joke for what it is instead of trying to find offense. I learned a long time ago how to laugh at myself and with others. Have a great weekend!
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I didn't say it wasn't funny. I was simply stating what i got out of it.
Don't mess with Hawkson. He bites.
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I didn't say it wasn't funny. I was simply stating what i got out of it.
Don't mess with Hawkson. He bites.
We're sharks. What can I say.
I'll leave you with a joke a friend once told me.
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
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Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
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Gents...Gents... 
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Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
I've never posted on ACF...that I recall.
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Hawkson posted:
sliyurs posted:
Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
I've never posted on ACF...that I recall.
I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
I too hardly post on ACF lol.
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Absolute_Chaos posted:
So what I got out of that is:
--> Democrats have a thought process.
--> Republicans will bust a cap in your ass.
--> Stay away from Southerners.
The cuban missile crisis was resolved diplomatically, if we had a republican as president at that time we would all be dead. 
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I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
Damn Skippy, you're ashamed, lol.
How could you confuse Hawkson with anyone (Edit: Besides Nicholas Cage)?
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I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
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gisel77 posted:
sliyurs posted:
I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
Damn Skippy, you're ashamed, lol.
How could you confuse Hawkson with anyone (Edit: Besides Nicholas Cage)?
It was a terrible mistake.
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Onslaught. posted:
I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
Only very occasionally.
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gisel77 posted:
Onslaught. posted:
I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
Only very occasionally.
Word word!
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Hail Hail!
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It was a terrible mistake.
You sound like an apologizing politician.
Also, interestingly enough, I always thought your board handle was spelled "Silyurs" - weird.
And Hi to everyone.
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Hi.
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gisel77 posted:
sliyurs posted:
It was a terrible mistake.
You sound like an apologizing politician.
Also, interestingly enough, I always thought your board handle was spelled "Silyurs" - weird.
And Hi to everyone.
Just practicing for when my wang pictures get discovered.
And oddly enough, I bet over 50% of VN has spelled my name that way. I find it very strange....It must be the li combo not being very normal and your mind automatically switches it or something.
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Hi.
Hai.
Sup Hawk Esq.?
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The amount of replies this thread has got is astounding.
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^ True dat.
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have “Paint & Weed Dayâ€;
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
heh heh heh...
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So what I got out of that is:
--> Democrats have a thought process.
--> Republicans will bust a cap in your ass.
--> Stay away from Southerners.
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This was the thought process for the republican:
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What I got out of this was...ridiculous stereotypes are...well...ridiculous.
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What I got out of this was...ridiculous stereotypes are...well...ridiculous.
This.
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What I get out of this is: some got a chain e-mail recently and decided to post it on a video game forum.
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What I get out of this is: some got a chain e-mail recently and decided to post it on a video game forum.
This too.
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I'll have to admit that I got the reaction that I expected out of this group - you never disappoint!
The post got alot of assumptions with no one enjoying the humor of it all.
I was poking fun at all three groups. As a Southerner, I can at least laugh at myself. I don't belong to the other two groups as they are both full of self assuming, pretentious dinosaurs who can't seem to fathom the fact that they are both wrong.
'Sides that, I gotta git me one of them there Kimber's
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You seem to have highlighted...ass.
You're just so witty...
Except, not.
Edit 2 - for my entertainment. I dare you to try to peg my political ideology. I bet you can't.
Also, just because we're disagreeing with your stereotypes, we're asses? Yeah, ok.
Have fun with that.
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Assumptions... assumptions... there you go again...
I seem to have pushed someone's buttons!
Some of you guys are so easy to rile
Tough day at the bar Barrister?
I never make the presumption of anyone's ideologies because I could not be less interested in that aspect of their personalities (especially on a semi-anonymous gaming board). It tends to take all the fun out of a passing acquaintance. And I wasn't calling anyone an ass for disagreeing with me - I find stereotypes funny because most are off base. The highlight was a reference to the old saying about what happens when you assume. Have fun with that.
I am.
Now try to loosen up and enjoy a joke for what it is instead of trying to find offense. I learned a long time ago how to laugh at myself and with others. Have a great weekend!
-Mith
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I didn't say it wasn't funny. I was simply stating what i got out of it.
Don't mess with Hawkson. He bites.
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I didn't say it wasn't funny. I was simply stating what i got out of it.
Don't mess with Hawkson. He bites.
We're sharks. What can I say.
I'll leave you with a joke a friend once told me.
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
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Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
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Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
I've never posted on ACF...that I recall.
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Hawkson posted:
sliyurs posted:
Excuse Hawkson, he thinks this is ACF.
I've never posted on ACF...that I recall.
I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
I too hardly post on ACF lol.
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So what I got out of that is:
--> Democrats have a thought process.
--> Republicans will bust a cap in your ass.
--> Stay away from Southerners.
The cuban missile crisis was resolved diplomatically, if we had a republican as president at that time we would all be dead.
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I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
Damn Skippy, you're ashamed, lol.
How could you confuse Hawkson with anyone (Edit: Besides Nicholas Cage)?
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I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
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gisel77 posted:
sliyurs posted:
I feel ashamed.
I confused you with Onslaught.
Damn Skippy, you're ashamed, lol.
How could you confuse Hawkson with anyone (Edit: Besides Nicholas Cage)?
It was a terrible mistake.
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I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
Only very occasionally.
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gisel77 posted:
Onslaught. posted:
I had no idea you were still around gizzy.
Only very occasionally.
Word word!
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It was a terrible mistake.
You sound like an apologizing politician.
Also, interestingly enough, I always thought your board handle was spelled "Silyurs" - weird.
And Hi to everyone.
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Hi.
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gisel77 posted:
sliyurs posted:
It was a terrible mistake.
You sound like an apologizing politician.
Also, interestingly enough, I always thought your board handle was spelled "Silyurs" - weird.
And Hi to everyone.
Just practicing for when my wang pictures get discovered.
And oddly enough, I bet over 50% of VN has spelled my name that way. I find it very strange....It must be the li combo not being very normal and your mind automatically switches it or something.
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Hi.
Hai.
Sup Hawk Esq.?
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The amount of replies this thread has got is astounding.
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^ True dat.
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