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Subject: Introducing Crabby: The Dungeon Helper

Blizzard posted:
The next content update for World of Warcraft introduces a brand-new feature designed to make your experience in Azeroth a whole lot user-friendlier. Meet Crabby: The Dungeon Helper! This adorable and knowledgeable crustacean companion will guide you through the game with useful hints, tips, and tricks for every situation. Read more about this upcoming feature on our new Crabby information page.


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Subject: Introducing Crabby: The Dungeon Helper
Epic.


Edit: OMG crabby follows you around the official site!

 

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If he's a dungoen helper he must be crabby. Some people are beyond help.

 

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I am sure we all remember how successful Microsoft Bob and Paperclip were.

I am sure this will be just as successful.

/sarcasm off

 

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You do realize today is April 1st and what Blizzard historically does on this day yes?

 

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Boone-Eldar posted:
You do realize today is April 1st and what Blizzard historically does on this day yes?


 

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Boone-Eldar posted:
You do realize today is April 1st and what Blizzard historically does on this day yes?


With GC and the stooges at the helm this could very well be real. "We felt the morons playing WoW need their hands held even MORE."

 

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This is excellent news. I look forward to using Crabby as I run dungeons on my new Level 1 Wisp toon.

 

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"It appears your healers is asleep at the wheel. Would you like me to poke him?" Priceless.

 

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Surprisingly, we don't have to pay for this.

 

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Azure-TheBlueOne posted:
Surprisingly, we don't have to pay for this.


That's how i knew it was a joke, it was free. dancing

 

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SOMEONE GOT TROLLED

 

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Deionnara posted:
Boone-Eldar posted:
You do realize today is April 1st and what Blizzard historically does on this day yes?





 

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I guess some missed out on the fact that Ghostcrawler is represented in the game by a crab

 

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what happens if your not subbed atm? do you still get crabby?

I need to re-sub Quick..

 

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Even if this wasn't an April fool joke, and it was real, I doubt it would be of any help. People playing this game for 6+ years now and still not understanding that they must not stand in the fire will never understand it, no matter how much help you provide.

 

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Very similar to the use of spell checkers, ehh ??

Classic.

 

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The_Korrigan posted:
Even if this wasn't an April fool joke, and it was real, I doubt it would be of any help. People playing this game for 6+ years now and still not understanding that they must not stand in the fire will never understand it, no matter how much help you provide.

 

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lol

 

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