VN Boards Archive

[VN Boards Archive]

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Popular boards may have as many as 250 pages archived at 50 topics per page, while others deemed of historical signifigance may be archived in their entirety.

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Topic: Cruise to Europe

Keebler_I Posts: 844 Registered: Jul 3, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 837 User ID: 818,915	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small, but comfortable, compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe ." "I see," the captain said. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "plus, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." -----signature----- (none)
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blu-nightbreed Title: Rigged For Your Pleasure Posts: 10,137 Registered: Jun 29, '01 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 9,956 User ID: 210,474	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	I lol'd. -----signature----- "When it is possible for people to vote on issues involving the transfer of wealth to themselves from others, the ballot box becomes a weapon whereby the majority plunders the minority." -- G. Edward Griffin
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Pretty_brit1 Posts: 4,314 Registered: May 7, '05 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 4,263 User ID: 1,047,719	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	That is friggen awesome. -----signature----- Here's to the new chapters of life! R.I.P. Pat- 67 R.I.P. Heather B- 14,
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Granny101 Title: Who's your Granny? Posts: 7,979 Registered: Jul 13, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 7,896 User ID: 697,066	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	-----signature----- Granino (275 Swordsman) SC Lifestone poop McKay (275 Mage) FF Guns kill people like spoons made Rosie Odonnell fat CliKKâ„¢ tested, mother approved
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-Kiande- Posts: 17,599 Registered: Aug 11, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 17,325 User ID: 1,163,396	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	Hahaha. -----signature----- Thunderdome
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Kalazar22 Title: Savior of Solclaim Posts: 19,122 Registered: Jan 2, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 18,969 User ID: 754,620	Subject: Cruise to Europe
	Lol! -----signature----- Kalazar - 275 SC Kalazar' - 275 DT DotA 2 coming soon My Madden Mix - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSI_AXwwrA Best Madden player on DT - Will play 1v1, 2v2, or 3v3 for MMDs
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