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there's a horrible and embarrassing book i want to read. no i will not divulge that info. piss off.  there's no ebooks of it for sale anywhere and there's no ghetto version of it anywhere. WTF! surely i'm not the only one who wants to read this isht on the dl. i'm very good at finding things. VERY GOOD. so i know it's not that i can't find it, it's that it bloody doesn't exist.  i refuse to buy the book itself. i'd happily buy the ebook from amazon or bn if they sold it. 
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tease
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^_^ i'm not prepared for the level of mocking i would receive for my guilty pleasure.
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You can PM it to me.
It I don't make fun of you for being crippled I won't make fun of you for this.
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no. i'd buy the bloody book first. 
edit: i'm actually mad now because apparently it's available for the kindle in not america. 
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Hrmn, can you fool it by typing with an accent?
And dammit....I hate not knowing. My nosey side is DYYYYIIINNNNG here 
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If you tell me I will read Twilight then you can mock me.
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ugh. fine. i want to read the skins book by ali cronin.  i was all  when my guilty pleasure tv show had a book. i know it will be horrible but that just makes me want to read it all the more.
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Wait... do I have to read Twilight now?
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yes you do.
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Sonofabitch.
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Sonofabitch.
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it's a fast read but you'll undoubtedly be pissed off the entire time due to the sheer amount of horrid.
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Jesus, this is awful.
It isn't just the boring story, uninteresting characters or preposterous lameness. It is the low quality of the writing. I feel like I am reading some sixteen year olds fan fiction; it grates on my every nerve.
This makes Eragon look like a work of genius.
I genuinely came in to this trying to like the book. I've been reading a lot of YA vampire trash and figured I could at least sit through Twilight, but this woman simply can not write. I'm pretty sure I have middle school writing assignments with superior prose.
Also, knowing what happens and how awful it is makes every piece of exposition turn my stomach. I almost vomited on page one when she told us how this town is perpetually overcast. 
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if it's any consolation, i still can't find a digital copy of the god awful book i want to read.
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I would happily fail to find a digital copy of Twilight.
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Yossarian_42 posted:
Jesus, this is awful.
It isn't just the boring story, uninteresting characters or preposterous lameness. It is the low quality of the writing. I feel like I am reading some sixteen year olds fan fiction; it grates on my every nerve.
This makes Eragon look like a work of genius.
I genuinely came in to this trying to like the book. I've been reading a lot of YA vampire trash and figured I could at least sit through Twilight, but this woman simply can not write. I'm pretty sure I have middle school writing assignments with superior prose.
Also, knowing what happens and how awful it is makes every piece of exposition turn my stomach. I almost vomited on page one when she told us how this town is perpetually overcast.
the most annoying thing about the book is that we are inside her head and all her insipid thoughts are in the book to be read.
it wouldn't have been a bad series if it wasn't for Bella's complex.
Best book was when we were in Jacobs head for awhile, only because we were finally out of Bellas!
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