Author Topic: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Ugh_Lancelot 
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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Ladies (I use the term loosely) and gentlemen, I give you exhibit A:

This quest apparently weeds them out pretty effectively. http://www.wowhead.com/quest=25299

Note that this is a level 80-81 quest in Mount Hyjal. Read the possible questions.





I mean...damn. And you wonder why PUGs fail.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
The first time you come across that quest, you may not notice your hot bar change and realize you need to press a number. It's a relatively new thing (your hot bar changing without notice) so give people a break with the "mouth breather" put downs.

 

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The bar also bugs for some and doesn't change, until you press a button...

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Q: Do dogs bark? A: No
Q: Do rivers flow upstream? A: No
Q: Are deserts lush? A: No
Q: Are slaves free? A: No
Q: Are oceans filled with water? A: Yes
Q: Do liars speak the truth? A: No
Q: Is fire hot? A: Yes
Q: Is vinegar bitter? A: Yes




dogs don't bark? wtf do they do then? i get the rest of em, but maybe he got the dog barking question.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
I was disappointed the questions weren't like,

"Should I stand in fire?"

"Is mana good?"

etc

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Tox_HG posted:
dogs don't bark? wtf do they do then?


Anything they can't eat or screw, they piss on. That's what dogs do.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
I thought vinegar was sour, so that's me out too :-)

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Ugh_Lancelot posted:
Ladies (I use the term loosely) and gentlemen, I give you exhibit A:

This quest apparently weeds them out pretty effectively. http://www.wowhead.com/quest=25299

Note that this is a level 80-81 quest in Mount Hyjal. Read the possible questions.





I mean...damn. And you wonder why PUGs fail.


You breathe through your mouth.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Sprawl-zero1eye- posted:
The bar also bugs for some and doesn't change, until you press a button...


This.

I have found when in the area that if I see someone "/s yes" I just whisper them and tell them about the toolbar. Most are quite grateful.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Kind of reminds me of he questin the hovel. The one where you have to click on the elemental items in a certain order. I sat there and watched 3 people continuously get knocked on their arses and have to heal themselves....even after I gave them the benefit of the doubt and thought they didn't actually read the quest and blindly hit acccept. I told them that you have to click them in a certain order and even said the order of which to click. After about 5 mins of watching them still get knocked on their arses, I got bored and left.

 

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Subject: Mouthbreather Identification 101
Tox_HG posted:
Q: Do dogs bark? A: No
Q: Do rivers flow upstream? A: No
Q: Are deserts lush? A: No
Q: Are slaves free? A: No
Q: Are oceans filled with water? A: Yes
Q: Do liars speak the truth? A: No
Q: Is fire hot? A: Yes
Q: Is vinegar bitter? A: Yes




dogs don't bark? wtf do they do then? i get the rest of em, but maybe he got the dog barking question.
According to more recent comments on WoWHead's description, the answer to dogs barking is 'Yes' now.

 

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