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Topic: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)

SplashofPink Title: Pretty In Pink Posts: 2,625 Registered: Jun 3, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,600 User ID: 1,144,112	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented OJ. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said ... "OK, Monica, you're free to go." -----signature----- I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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The_Original_Airmail Title: The Ãœber Spearman Posts: 10,034 Registered: Dec 10, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 9,928 User ID: 747,228	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	lol -----signature----- Airmail: Level 275 Über Spearman...I beat AC without plug-ins or macroing August 1/08 Anirbas: Level 275 Bow Azzkickr: Level 275 Mage I Toss Stuff: Level 275 Thrown Weapon/Tinkerer I r teh mule k: Level 30 Trade Bot
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Dragonstarlady Posts: 2,121 Registered: Jun 10, '02 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,106 User ID: 687,052	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	Good one!! -----signature----- Dragonstarlady of WE- 180+ Archer 3schooled Playing Aeria's FTP games.. Dragonstarlady/Acheron on Aquamarine Service in Eden Eternal Founder of the DarkHunter guild on Aquamarine
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Wicked_Taz Posts: 2,902 Registered: Mar 22, '03 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,896 User ID: 781,836	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	-----signature----- Wicked Taz -Officer of the SunWalkers - Asheron's--WE Madrox da tinker 250+ spec at/wt/mit /38% imbue Madrox da mage /Madrox Reborn / Super Taz LOTRO-Brandywine: Malrondis/Supertaz/Tarrondis
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Skullbizzle Posts: 706 Registered: Dec 16, '08 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 704 User ID: 1,341,397	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	lol -----signature----- http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Ulgrim1 - my AC videos FF- Skullbizzle - Skulldizzle - Skullbone - Skulltropic
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SplashofPink Title: Pretty In Pink Posts: 2,625 Registered: Jun 3, '06 Extended Info (if available) Real Post Cnt: 2,600 User ID: 1,144,112	Subject: OT: The future of OJ SImpson (adult)
	Yep too funny! -----signature----- I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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