Author Topic: OT: Heaven and Hell
SplashofPink 
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Subject: OT: Heaven and Hell
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams.
Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.'




The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my God,'
Says the old lady, 'now what's happening?'

'Not to worry,' says St.. Peter, 'she’s just having her head drilled to fit the halo'.

'I can't do this,' says the old lady, 'I'm going to hell. 'You can't go there, ' says St. Peter. ' You'll be raped and taken advantage of.


Maybe so,' says the old lady, 'but I've already got the holes for that.'

 

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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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The_Original_Airmail 
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Subject: OT: Heaven and Hell
lol

 

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SplashofPink 
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Subject: OT: Heaven and Hell
Bump!

 

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I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. And I'm asking you sir, at the top of my lungs - that thing! That horrible thing that I see! What's that thing you've made out of my truffula tree?
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